CookieHit's definitions

Derby Wife

The girl or guy on the team that is your best-friend. The person to hug you when your mad about a call and hit you when you aren't paying attention. There in the hospital when you break a leg and there to bail you out when you get drunk and hit a girl in the after party. In the end the person you are made for in the derby universe.

Mickey Mouse is Darth Vader Derby Wife. You can tell by how they argue lol.

by CookieHit October 22, 2012