Refers to da "straight from da source" load of love-juice dat a dude pumps from his love-pipe into a gal's love-tunnel, as opposed to his merely jizzing into a vial, and then da hoping-for-pregnancy gal gets artificially inseminated some time later.
Besides its including one or more sexual-pleasure-providing in-person encounters wif da hot-hunk sperm-donor(s), da main benefit of a child-desiring chick's signing up fer derect deposit is dat da donated sperm is always totally "fresh off da factory floor" and reliably delivered, rather than it's just being a possibly-less-fertile frozen-and-then-thawed product dat could also get delayed, lost, or stolen somewhere in transit --- i.e., sometime between da point of collection and da clinic when it would actually be administered to said would-be mother.
by QuacksO February 22, 2023
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The insertion of insulating foam inside one's anus during intercourse, also known as Peanut Packing.
Kevan: yeah gave eduardo a foam deposit last night
by fatrick mcdonuts November 28, 2021
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To take a crap. Going to the bathroom to take a dump. Taking a shit.
I'll be right back. I have to make a dook deposit.

I was in the bathroom for a while. I had to make a dook deposit.
by johnnydook19 May 17, 2011
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The charitable donation of some brown steaming goodness to the city of Houston's drinking water.

A popular term among the FC Dallas supporters group, the Dallas Beer Guardians, at the expense of the halfwits who had to steal the San Jose Earthquakes just to find 11 morons with no better option than to play in the humid smoggy carbuncle. The phrase stems from the fact that the majority of Houston's water supply comes in the form of reused wastewater from the Dallas-Fort Worth Metroplex. Residents of Inbredia have, as Texas State University professor Andy Sansom says, “been drinking Dallas’ crap for decades.”
"I'll be back in five, I need to go make a Houston Deposit."
by Blue Army December 4, 2014
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Name used for every smurf who isn't and is the real Deposits
Yo, that guy IShagLittleBoys is Deposits
by Caribbean DCUO March 13, 2021
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