Flight Atten-dent

When a flight attendant rams into your knee, ankle, foot or any other body part with the service cart, you've suffered a flight atten-dent. Usually they are only minimally contrite because they view your presence on their flight as a necessary evil.
Man, my knee is still throbbing from that flight atten-dent I got when she was busy talking as she pushed the cart right at me.
by Lazarus727 March 17, 2011
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Harvey Dent Face

A person who has been burned by a come-back so bad that they will forever be burned on half of their face.
Person one: "Hey you have a lot of time on your hands if you can come up with stuff to put on urban dictionary."

Person two: "Well you have a lot of ugly on your face!"

Third person: "DAMN, YOU JUST GOT HARVEY DENT FACED! BURN!"
by HH Mo-town May 11, 2009
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Al dente dick

"when you have an erection but you don't at the same time. Its hard but its not.
After a long night of drinking I wanted to get laid. Al dente dick made that difficult.
by Dan_z34 January 15, 2009
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dented dolphin

Something which is dented, and it's confusing how it was dented.
"That TV looks like a dented dolphin," said my friend, confused about how the screen was pushed in.
by AmethystXx November 23, 2022
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Couch Dent

a) Your Lazy Ass Roommate who doesn't appreciate how much your ex-girlfriend spent on the couch he can't get off...damn I miss her...

b) The inverted hump the non-NASA cushion couldn't bounce back from (see: flatscreen, warranty)
"Don't you know how to sit on a fuckin couch right? Yer such a fuckin couch dent! I can't wait 'till you move out"
by Couch Dent September 25, 2009
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Noodle al dente

Noodle al dente is the inability to get or keep an erection firm enough to have sexual intercourse. It's sometimes referred to as impotence, although this term is now used less often.
He can't get his noodle al dente
by Hyyphann February 01, 2020
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al dente tampon

The al dente tampon is the action of removing such cotton finger from a lady while she’s on her “red week” you make a wish then throw it at the wall. If it sticks the wish shall come true
Dude how did you get that job?

My lady told me I should try the Al dente tampon and it worked
by dwilbs7 May 19, 2022
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