default

default (1, Noun)
default (2, Adjective)

1. Given to reverting to an easier or more comfortable, less risky option when confronted with a choice.

2. Displaying behavioural traits that could be described as being 'default'.

*1, This car is beyond conservative, it's default!


*2, When asked whether he wanted to go out clubbing with his friends, he decided to stay home with mum, the default bastard.

by Jim C September 2, 2005

default

The two sweetest words in the english language.

Default? Woo hoo! The two sweetest words in the English language: De-fault! De-fault! De-fault!

by Smmimmy January 27, 2009

default player

One who changes his or her's default on myspace/facebook constantly.
This person typically has 20+ pictures of themselves on said site.

--"When did Mary change her default?"
--"Like, a minute ago. What a default player!"

by beastlymanlaugh June 11, 2008

default wallet

The average wallet given to a boy by his father when he turns 8-12 years old. Usually color black or brown, made out of leather, and with a surprisingly nice smell.

Cashier: That'll be $10.81
Guy#1: *Takes out a brown wallet made out of leather*
Guy#2: Dude... Is that your default wallet?

by nocausefordeath November 25, 2010

default/settings

A boy or man with a puke kink.

Girl: “So, when did you find out you were default/settings?”
Boy: “June 20th 2020!”

by magicalcontrol February 22, 2021

defaulty

When default settings are not understood

So you use a iPhone for T.P.
Bro that defaulty.

by Koko Kool March 22, 2017

Default Bestie

When your bestie is only really your bestie due to lack of other friends. So they're only your bestie by default. They tend to drive you nuts and make you often question why you're even friends with them. Is often an old school friend or childhood friend and you're only really still friends with them due to knowing them so long as well as not having many friends. They tend not be a great friend or even a good friend really. Chances are if you met a better friend you'd drop your default bestie like a sack of shit.

Tom"UghI fucking hate Matt! He drives me mad!"

Mum" isn't he your best friend?"

Tom"Honestly he's a default bestie. Only reason I'm still friends with him is because I've got no one else"

by mrperson123 October 10, 2017