Decapitation

A decapitation is the complete seperation of the head from the body. In humans and most other animals, death will always result from such injury.

Judge: You are being executed by decapitation!
Criminal: Damnit.

by Oxler_Psycho April 28, 2017

mentally decapitated

When your so slow it's like you don't have a head...

zookeeper525: Hey, you want to come hang out, SON?!

godlover: huh??? what you mean????

zookeeper525: WOW!!!! YOUR MENTALLY DECAPITATED!

by zookeeper525 March 14, 2009

decapus

- 10 octopuses
- a feline with 10 tentacle-like appendages
- a word that causes certain people to randomly burst into laughter when thought about

- I went fishing and saw a decapus!
- If I don't go home and feed my decapus, his tentacles might fall off.
- Dave randomly burst into laughter in the middle of his final exam after thinking of the work "decapus".

by K. Masterson April 28, 2008

Internal Decapitation

When someone's head is completely dislocated from their body, but remains attached by the neck skin.

When the skier collided with that lift pole, he was internally decapitated.


Man, that girl is ugly. She looks like she suffered from internal decapitation at birth.

by Hashim Negrodamus January 9, 2009

decapinasty

.When you have a partially decapitated head and it is totally nastified

1. The negro with his head in the vent is not decapinastied, do not be fooled.

2. Your mom's face is totally decapinasty, but it's okay, it's an improvement.

by Darchally October 16, 2008

Decomposers

you realize true punk maybe dead because nothing is new, and yet you try to keep pretending like it's alive so you put on your uniforms by dying your hair blue spiking it and wearing as many stupid colored pants as you can that you bought from hottopic.

WHY do i have to spell everything out for ya! use your imagenation! thats what punks about!

by Nostredumbass February 26, 2005

Decapitated Communication

Communication not directly involving the head or, by extension, the body. This includes any form of internet chat aswell as, technically, letters. The significance of it is that the lack of emotion and tone inputs into decapitated conversations can cause serious miscommunications. A simple example is the difficulty of conveying sarcasm via writing. While not impossible, it is much more difficult than when talking to someone. Importantly, decapitated communication is not the same as long distance communication, as many luddites will have you believe. Video chatting, for instance, is not decapitated. Neither is simply talking on the phone. In both of these cases, there is direct input of the head - in the case of the phone, it is only voice but it is still sufficient to make communication much more seamless.

Emoticons were a noble attempt at overcoming the barriers of decapitated communication, despite achieving only limited success.

The limitations of decapitated communication make discussions about emotional situations, such as relationships, clumsy and often unsuccessful. It is because of decapitation that such conversations can often take a turn for the worse.

by The Recapitator January 14, 2012