decapus

- 10 octopuses
- a feline with 10 tentacle-like appendages
- a word that causes certain people to randomly burst into laughter when thought about

- I went fishing and saw a decapus!
- If I don't go home and feed my decapus, his tentacles might fall off.
- Dave randomly burst into laughter in the middle of his final exam after thinking of the work "decapus".

by K. Masterson April 28, 2008

decapussy

one man. ten girls. that's the name of the game.

e.x. chad and his decapussy doing his thing.

by Decimal Puss January 15, 2020

decause

The act of being confused and astonished to a remark or request made my someone to that certain person, as well as another method of rejection to a proposed idea, often utilized by Binh. Frequently used by my buddy Binh when he is confused or surprised at a remark.

(1)Alright Binh we're having anchovy pizza for breakfast.
Binh: What the decause?!

(2)Dan: Wanna go horseback riding?
Binh: Cock that!
Dan: You want to penis that?
Binh: What the decause?!

by daaanaaaan September 14, 2008

Decapastration

The removal of one's head and testes at the same time.

Decapastration shall be used against all rapists and pedophiles found guilty in a court of law.

by conanfan1412 August 29, 2023

decapistrate

A mix of the word decapitate and castrate. It means to have just the head of the penis chopped or cut off.

Take him away and decapistrate him at once

by Kyle Jones May 6, 2003

decapuss

A puss that is ten times bigger than the normal size

Dude you don't want that she's got a decapuss.

by A. U. Deadly-Words July 22, 2016

Decapulate

Something in absolute squalor; extremely poor condition.

Pops: This town is absolutely decapulated

by saucybela1003 October 16, 2021