Theory Of A Deadman

An extremely shitty band, whine about 10 times more then Nickle sac, but sound the same, and make me ashamed that I'm from the same country as these whiny ass fags. But Nickle sac still blows more goats, and it's all there fault these other shitty bands came out with the same sound, especially Saving Abel, what the fuck?

theory of a deadman band

by It's all Nickle sac's fault. March 30, 2009

deadpan

1. (n) A pan that has been brutally murdered, or possibly that has died of natural causes, such as by accidental melting and/or by trampling underneath a crowd of people engaged in a furious riot of extreme pan-demonium

2. (n) The subject of Captain Hook's psychedelic wet dreams contained in scenes from the 1992 film Hook, starring Robin Williams, that were deleted in order to prevent the film from having an X-rating, despite repeated time travel protests from Abraham Lincoln in which he claimed that such removal would needlessly compromise the film's substantial artistic integrity

1. Steve the Municipal Pan Coroner: "While the cause of death remains unknown, one thing is certain, which is that this particular pan is pretty much totally dead, and therefore shall heretofore be referred to as a deadpan."

2. Abraham Lincoln: "Man the director's cut of that movie was so much better than the one that the greedy Hollywood water-downers released to the moronic public. If I were alive today I would probably open up a whole nother can of civil war whoopass over that as well as the fact that they totally edited out Julia Roberts' boobies."

by securatah September 15, 2010

deadmonton

deadmonton is a term used to describe the city Edmonton located in Canada. It is a combination of 'dead' and 'edmonton' and is commonly used by a younger generation to describe how boring the city is and just how little there is to do.

There's nothing to do around here..
It's deadmonton...

Man I can't find any places to take good photos!
It's deadmonton...

by L.W. Definitions June 14, 2018

Deadass

a sacred word, an oath used only to show upmost sincerity. abuse of this word is unholy. if a new york nigga says deadass, you know he’s not capping, he’s telling the truth.

Girlfriend: Are you cheating on me?
Boyfriend: No.
Girlfriend: No capping, are you being deadass?
Boyfriend: Deadass.
Girlfriend: Aii.

by Timberlord August 23, 2018

Deadname

A deadname is the unused (birth)name of someone who changed their name, wether it has officially been changed or not. So technically, it's a dead name.

You could also call it a deadname because everyone who deadnames you shall become the dead /j

Person A: “Hi there deadname!”
Person B: “Oh hi! I probably didn't tell you yet but I changed my name to ______! I would appreciate if you used that name for me instead.”

by Juniper Woods kinnie June 21, 2021

Deadass

A term to stress a person's honesty. It is a complete bulletproof, irrefutable defence when being accused of lying.

Lawyer: your honor, my client is not guilty, nor is he lying, as he claimed he was "deadass fr fr on jah no cap"

by Samueliscool223 February 23, 2022

Deadwank

The act of masturbating until near climax, then stopping suddenly.

Danny - I deadwanked over your moms face. She was expecting a cumshot, but was stunlocked by my cock-flop.

by totseinfo January 12, 2011