DanPatrick

A special kind of asshole who believes that sacrificing the lives of millions of vulnerable Americans is a necessary evil in protecting the economy. This individual has likely suffered a traumatic brain injury that renders him or her incapable of understanding economics, science, or basic human decency.

Noam Chomsky: “I don't know what word in the language—I can’t find one—that applies to people of that kind, who are willing to sacrifice the literal—the existence of organized human life, not in the distant future, so they can put a few more dollars in highly overstuffed pockets. The word “evil” doesn’t begin to approach it.“

Texas Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick: “Sir, I believe the word you’re looking for is DanPatrick.”

by JaxTex91 March 25, 2020

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Dadpaw

A #Dadpaw is a father of a later-in-life child, who is often mistaken for being the grandfather of said (younger) child. A #dadpaw is also likely to already have much older children, most likely teenagers or adult kids when he becomes a true #dadpaw.

Karen: "Is that your granddaughter?"
Abe: "No, she's my daughter."
Karen: "Oh, so you're a dadpaw?!"

by MeanMindi May 28, 2020

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