Fart Dampener

An item used to absorb the sound of a fart e.g. a cushion or a pillow.

"Yes, the couch is nasty but it the soft cushions make it a great fart dampener."

by Oler B November 21, 2009

Damp

another word for "cool" or "awesome"

Hey man! That's a damp looking car you have!

by dampness March 27, 2011

damp lamp

Slang term for the prescription stimulant Adderall, which comes from the name of the active ingredients d-amphetamine and l-amphetamine. Yet another example of what one thinks of when deprived of things like sleep for days on end.

I knew this guy that loved to eat damp lamps by the handful. Unfortunately, it was the only thing he ever ate because once it kicked in, his apetite was lost. On the bright side, his grades skyrocketed due to the greatly enhanced concentration he was able to achieve.

by Send me back to the world of special paper November 16, 2005

Damp-Ass Syndrome

Dual usage term. The first, essentially benign; when the individual's crack and grundle is perpetually damp due to exertion in a warm setting. Example: Push-mowing the yard on a 95 degree day. Secondly, when the individual, despite his best efforts, cannot maintain a satisfactory level of cleanliness in the "nether region". This phenomena is from an incremental excretion of residual stool, or a particularly moist bout of flatus.

I am hung like a motherfuck this morning. Whiskey and chili don't mix in excess. I have Damp-Ass Syndrome going on in the worst way. I've been to the can 3 times today just to wipe! I'll never get the smell out of this chair.

by Cock Johnson December 12, 2007

damper

A word mainly used in Dublin,Ireland to acknowledge that a lady is quite pretty.

"look at the lil damper over there!"

"shes a lil damper!"

i fucked this damper last night"

by spokdckkkkkkkk March 1, 2010

Daemon Bomb

Warhammer Tactic

To get an exceptionally tough and fast group of Chaos Marines (usually Bikers). The proceed to rush them forward in order to summon a large group of Daemons as a Bomb into the enemy lines.

Shit I just got raped by the Daemon Bomb

by Linkusmax March 10, 2005

dampdown

To urinate yourself whilst heavily inebriated, usually whilst passed out.

Gerry, if you crash here tonight, you're not gonna dampdown are you?
Nah, I've only had two pints.

by Johnny Mindless September 5, 2007