wank cycles

Tactically beating one out so you last longer in the sack should you be so lucky later.

Josephina: Wow honey! That was a long one... much more than your usual 45 seconds.
Esteban: Yes, dear. I got my wank cycles back in order today in anticipation of our sexual intercourse encounter this evening. Glad you noticed.

by Handsome_Cat April 19, 2022

go through the power cycle

IT support desk lingo for turning your PC on and off again , a modern version of "please reboot your machine" , normally said in an incredibly patronising and monotone voice

My f**king PC crashed again and those IT geeks just told me to go through the power cycle so now I've lost a whole days work .

by twenty dollar g string girl March 10, 2011

The Lloyd Spin Cycle

The act of whipping your dick out in a random situation, and spinning it around, using only your hips, turning your sick into a propeller of sorts.

Hey dude, my mom wasn't paying attention to me, so I did the Lloyd Spin Cycle and now I'm grounded.

by Quaglemore April 18, 2014

michael riding cycle

“Michael riding cycle” is a phrase used to describe an individual by the name of Michael, who is on a role for any particular task. You could say it anytime you think he is good, and the phrase is generally used in an Indian accent.

“Michael riding cycle” bro You were getting all the ladies at the party.

by Piggy Boy123 May 3, 2018

tijuana rinse cycle

A sexual act that involves anal penetration. During prolonged anal sex, the man pulls out of their partner’s gaping asshole and urinates along the walls before it closes, “rinsing” it clean.

“You fucked that girl? That chick is dirty, yo!”

“It’s okay. I gave her the Tijuana Rinse Cycle, cleaned that shit right up.”

by DoctorThrob December 26, 2018

X-Bow Cycle

Cocksuckers that have no life, get no bitches and are too much of a pussy to actually play with cards and just defend with two buildings then rocket cycle in triple. You know they're trash when they can't even spell their own win condition when it's only 4 letters long, goes to show just how intelligent the clown "3.0 X-Bow Pro" is.

Person: Hey did you hear? Rocket got nerfed

"Skillful X-Bow Cycle Player": Noooo! My skill, it's all gone!

by Skill_Issue February 11, 2023

cyclegasm

orgasm given by a bicycle when ur riding HARD!!!!!11one1
A *certain* area needs to be very gentle for this condition.

those Latvian guys got like 3 cyclegasms in a row as they were riding uphill

by nommable August 22, 2008