A form of dancing where one squats down, lifts up both of their legs, and chops down on both of their thighs repeatedly. This is normally performed at a very fast pace while listening to extremely distorted and bass boosted music.
Note: A Spider-Man costume is not needed to perform this dance move.
Note: A Spider-Man costume is not needed to perform this dance move.
by _Solaris November 22, 2017
Get the Crumpmug. The act of splitting a crumpet with a partner or by yourself. You deficate and smear your feces on both sides of the crumpet. You then close the crumpet and continue to ejaculate on top of the crumpet. You then put it in the oven to harden it a little and pour a mixture of urine and feces over top of it and serve it to your next victim
When was the last time we had a good crumping
by Bumdumpster69 October 27, 2018
Get the Crumpingmug. A truck driver.
Strongly dislikes people who don’t know what a tag axle is. Does not like driving ambulances. Sub par golfer, but great at driving. Loves Dr. Peppers and tag axles.
Strongly dislikes people who don’t know what a tag axle is. Does not like driving ambulances. Sub par golfer, but great at driving. Loves Dr. Peppers and tag axles.
by BigDBandittt November 28, 2019
Get the Crumpmug. used to refer to a cool underground fakemink skater.
Someone who isnt narcissistic, the best person to ever exist and doesnt manipulate anyone.
Someone who isnt narcissistic, the best person to ever exist and doesnt manipulate anyone.
by poo123testicles July 30, 2025
Get the Callum Crumpmug. "Cortisa Crump" means to do cunty hand gestures (or dance) refering to lyrics on any Cortisa Star song.
by AyeshaonlineX3 March 17, 2024
Get the Cortisa Crumpmug. by ei9or0fgoi9jm May 28, 2018
Get the april crumpmug. by mcdaddy.44 October 17, 2020
Get the Crumpedmug.