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Crump

A form of dancing where one squats down, lifts up both of their legs, and chops down on both of their thighs repeatedly. This is normally performed at a very fast pace while listening to extremely distorted and bass boosted music.

Note: A Spider-Man costume is not needed to perform this dance move.
Man 1: "Yo what's that move called?!"

Man 2: "Damnnnn dude, that nigga be crumping!"
by _Solaris November 22, 2017
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Crumping

The act of splitting a crumpet with a partner or by yourself. You deficate and smear your feces on both sides of the crumpet. You then close the crumpet and continue to ejaculate on top of the crumpet. You then put it in the oven to harden it a little and pour a mixture of urine and feces over top of it and serve it to your next victim
When was the last time we had a good crumping
by Bumdumpster69 October 27, 2018
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Crump

A truck driver.

Strongly dislikes people who don’t know what a tag axle is. Does not like driving ambulances. Sub par golfer, but great at driving. Loves Dr. Peppers and tag axles.
“Hey what am I on today?”
“You’re driving truck crump”
by BigDBandittt November 28, 2019
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Callum Crump

used to refer to a cool underground fakemink skater.
Someone who isnt narcissistic, the best person to ever exist and doesnt manipulate anyone.
"Wow is that Callum Crump, he killed my whole family but said I was calm so imma be mates with him"
by poo123testicles July 30, 2025
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Cortisa Crump

"Cortisa Crump" means to do cunty hand gestures (or dance) refering to lyrics on any Cortisa Star song.
dang girl your Cortisa Crump is giving cvnt!
by AyeshaonlineX3 March 17, 2024
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april crump

An April crump is a nuther word for a bitch or a hore.
by ei9or0fgoi9jm May 28, 2018
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Crumped

When a human is folded in half or crumped together
Guys we’re all crumped, it’s fine
by mcdaddy.44 October 17, 2020
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