crud

the white stuff that collects in the folds of your genitals

i have to check for crud before my dick appointment

by ratgrrl6 July 26, 2021

Geek Crud

Any combination of airborne or suface-borne illnesses, contracted by the sharing of handheld electronic devices, D&D dice, cards or videogame controllers between various geeks of questionable hygiene. (Also See 'Nerd Flu')

Did you hear that 10,000 people came down with the Geek Crud after that gaming convention last week?

by Lexicon Grrl September 29, 2010

Crud

A word that someone called david uses excessively

you this mans on crud

by Sam Wellerman June 16, 2021

Crud-hustler

Someone whose personal hygiene is more than questionable, and who wears the same underpants till they literally disintegrate.

'' Shall we nip round to Mick's for a brew ? ''.............' ' Are you shitting me ? , I wouldn't touch anything that guy owns. The guy's a crud-hustler, He's been crud - hustling, (adj) so long, if you get downwind from him he smells like a turkey farm ! ''

by Scoobydooby6890@g September 16, 2016

Crud

A word used by those who are too cowardly to say shit.

Person 1: Holy crud!
Person 2: Just say shit, you fucking loser.

by DiamondCraft207 April 5, 2023

CRUD Designer

A digital product designer.

A person asks, "What do you do for a living?"

Another responds, "I'm a CRUD Designer - I digital and build interfaces that create, read, update and delete."

by Blinkfish May 23, 2025

Crud

Weed

Hey loke I need some crud

by Mskkbaby August 19, 2017