Crowleyed

A creative way of killing someone without using a weapon.

"I was watching Hatchet last night and saw everybody get crowleyed! It was so bloody."

by Quickwiththoughts February 19, 2022

Crowned

The act of receiving a crown or having a crown placed on one's head. For example in the video game Kirby's Return to Dreamland the character Magolor is crowned with the master crown after tricking Kirby and his friends.

You've been crowned the new ruler.

by 0Magolor April 15, 2022

Crowley

For a Crowley no one knows your first name, just your last. You eat gas station sushi and oysters from a Chinese buffet.

Did you see that Crowley order oysters from Shan's? Wow what a Crowley.

by Jamie Baxxteer April 26, 2022

crowded cubicle

Metaphor for a situation/location: When two or more people get up to now good in a small space.

They felt the urge to do the wrong thing in the middle of their university class, dashing for the storeroom and making it a crowded cubicle.

by Jerkeen Meoff January 27, 2026

Crowleying

Its like Joshing, joking, kidding, etx. Based on the legendary Crowley (formerly Josh)

Dude chill out! Im just Crowleying!

by CrowleyLover123 September 6, 2025

Crowned

To drop serious cash on something that turns out to be completely useless, low-quality, or straight-up fake. Basically, when you flex too fast and reality humbles you.

“Bro, you got crowned again — £65 for 10ml of cooking oil?!”

by HeWhoFitsCarpets October 31, 2025

The crowley

This curse only takes action upon those who commit the following who also happen to be emo: The act of any female lactating(secreting milk from the mammary glands) while undergoing any of the following terms: alaskan fire dragon, peter peter blumpkin eater, Manhattan Transfer, or anything including Tabasco, a car battery, a bluetooth earpiece(with frosting), and/or an olive. If all of the above terms happen while she is lactating tickle her feet call her Rosie O' Donnell and then play tetris with a Turkish monkey's cousin. This will thus break the curse of The crowley. However if all of these acts occur during one sunday morning on Feb. 29th without lube kill yourself and all of those who participated. For if this is not done it will bring upon death and horrible destruction to everyone by the hands of Toast..ruler of the underworld.

wow....I heard about this girl who actually killed herself after committing a The crowley on Feb. 29th in 2008.
HOLY CRAP YO! You can see the future?!?

by King Phillip IIXXIIVIIIIXXXMMMMX April 18, 2007