criminality sweat

A fatass virgin, that doesn't get up other than pick up his 4 piece mcnugget that mommy bringed to the 2nd floor, but when standing up they fucking sink to the 1st floor and say "nice ak" everytime they kill you with an kit to boost up whatever is left of their ego, typically level 80+

Me: "Join me there is a criminality sweat"
Friend: "Alr bet"

by vChuy September 10, 2021

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Criminal Lawyer

A criminal Defense attorney who also happens to be a shady individual and a criminal

Bill: I heard you helped a dangerous man get back on the streets you’re a Criminal Lawyer aren’t you?
Jimmy: Wha-

by The Criminal Lawyerz May 25, 2023

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Criminal girls

Based on the Japanese video game criminal girls it is when you smack the ass of a girl for motivation

I guess I have to treat these hoes like criminal girls

by That512life February 19, 2015

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Master criminal

A person who can get away with anything and will not get caught

Phil" how did u not get caught sam
sam" im a master criminal

by Samwordjack August 29, 2021

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criminal duck

Black duck-like bird that lives in ponds and river beds. Highly aggressive, attacks everything that enters her territory or comes in close proximity to her nest or babies. Creates a nest from rubbish such as plastic bags. Also another name for a cute light-skinned girl with black hair.

"He! See that criminal duck?" "Yeah man, she attacked me yesterday when I walked passed!"

by Thoba June 10, 2017

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Smooth Criminal

The Gigachad position used to solve the problem caused by the combo of pissing and having a boner. Only achievable after 1000+ hours of life playing time and after getting the "no splasher on the edge" achievement

Man, i couldn't hold myself, got to the bathroom and had to pullout the smooth criminal. Risky play, but worked out.

by Redskyn August 17, 2022

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