road crayon

A sport motorcycle rider.
(See squid)

Bob: Did you see how fast that guy was going?
Tim: Yeah. He'd make a nice road crayon.

by Tilt The Horizon August 25, 2005

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Bum crayon

When you've been to the toilet no matter how much you wipe there is still poo there

OMG i've been wiping for 20 mins and this bum crayon is not going anywhere!!

by crazy co-op lady September 25, 2009

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Related Words

crayon • crayola • crayon eater • crayo • Crayola-ing • crayon crew • crayoning • Crayon Muncher • Crayola shit • crayon box

crapo bappo

The first, official, typographical variant of Crappo Bappo. A martial art grounded in the use of deception and ambidexterity to dick punch your opponents when they least expect it.

"Look, with my left hand I show you how to improperly crapo bappo someone, while with my right- CRAPPO BAPPO!!!"

by Nytmare696 October 18, 2013

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cranola

When you fart and burp at the same time

That bean burrito made me cranola

by Camstatis October 20, 2015

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Kī-ōōdl N. Origin Louisiana- As a mutt is the offspring of two mixed breed dogs, a cayoodle is the offspring of two mutts. Often a result of the irresponsible keeping of two dogs of poor genetic diversity resulting in a litter of horribly mutated little monsters of no distinct origin.

"What the hell is that thing? Is that a third ear?"

"Dats jus Boudreaux's cayoodle."

by Catahoulahowl March 17, 2019

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