Coupon Ghoul

When your mom sends you to the grocery store, but it couldn't be easy.
-Eggs
-Steak
-shredded cheese
...
NOPE

- 2 for $5 Egglands best Grade A Size Large Offical EB Eggs Garunteed
- 16 oz London Broiler (Nature's Own) Special 2 for 1 BOGO $4.59 with shoppers card
- Strogener's monzorella high quality 16 oz bag, not 20 oz lightly shredded county style sharp cheese
...
(this, but i seriously came home with 30lbs of meat)

George: "BRO, I hate shopping groceries for my mom, she gave me this stupid list of specials and crap. Now I have to read everything!"

John: "Dude, your mom's a Coupon Ghoul."

by Phantom649 June 3, 2019

Wet coupon

It’s the action of taking a CVS receipt wrap it around the male member and dip in K.Y Jelly, and then you proceed to take you’re partner to fuck town!

Dude, I totally gave Mary-Ann a wet coupon last night!

Man, I heard that’s the best sex position!

by CVSstoremanager January 16, 2020

1 free nude coupon

Is a coupon we’re you get one free nude to keep

i have a 1 free nude coupon

by Dhocuffkgj April 20, 2020

couponer

A couponer is a person that uses every coupon they find on discounts/sales at their local stores. They usually have their stocks of stuff down in a basment or room.

"Melissa told me she wants to start collecting coupons; become a couponer."

by phoenix18 September 13, 2020

Booty pic coupon

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Let me use the coupon for boottty

Booty pic coupon

by Themenofmen07 October 21, 2020

Spastic Coupon

Means concept, idea, or deal that was or became convoluted, distorted, or got messed up to an unintended outcome.

I bought thing A at a good price and it turned out to have an issue that made it not a good price. It was a spastic coupon! That person appears to be good person but turned out to be a person that just used you. That person turned out to be a spastic coupon.

by Original42 November 20, 2012

sushi coupon

Cleaning out an asian womans vagina

Man eats out a dirty asian woman who has not cleaned herself out in days. hence sushi coupon

by jason234357454 June 24, 2011