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Beth Cornelius

When you take a dump and the lingering odor is malodorous and smells so bad you have to open doors and air out the room this is known as a Beth Cornelius. A bad smelling bowel movement that strongly lingers is a Beth Cornelius.
Beth Cornelius showed up and we had to open every door in the house.
by Geebz Uh Geebz Uh Geebz February 5, 2025
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Kernel Cornelius Cornwall Kernelcocking

When a person in military uniform sneaks into your house and puts unpopped corn kernels in your penis hole. Then he heats up the kernals till they pop, still inside your penis.

This was used as a torture method in the Cold War.
Guy 1: Did you hear what happened to Josh last night?
Guy 2: No
Guy 1: Someone snuck into his house last night and gave him the good ol' Kernel Cornelius Cornwall Kernelcocking.
Guy 2: Damn, I wonder if he ate the pop corn after?
by DrSeaman February 28, 2025
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Place it now cornelius

The exact dialogue of a clash royale tiktoker when making a specific video.

This video consists of the oppositions tower on a low hp, and the player attacking constantly places things on the bridge. Miraculously, the opponent defends each card perfectly, including placing skeletons to protect the princess tower from a lightning spell. What makes it even more entertaining is that they use the heheheha emote at every successful defence
The implied strategy is that two friends are sat in a goon room, in a friendly battle, telling the other what they are going to place and when.

At the end, the players whose pov we are watching, places a rocket on the tower, therefore winning the game.
Albie: “HaHa this is great content, alright place it now Cornelius.”
Cornelius: “Right away chef 🤓”
by Kimmyhead6969 April 29, 2025
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