Cortacal

(n.) The West Coast feed of the annual Ithaca College vs. Cortland rivalry game, the Cortaca Jug, presented at the Casting Office Bar and Grill in Universal City, California - 8 AM sharp.

(n.) A total shitshow where your drunk employed friends will offer you jobs that they can't possibly follow through on.

Dude, I'm going to drink two Four Lokos before I go to Cortacal today. CORTLAND SUCKS!!!

by jadamsx November 15, 2010

Contagious Yawn

The result of millions of years of evolution. Originally used by cave men to signal it was time to rest.

Man Amber, your yawn was contagious...I too am tired.

by Trevor May 10, 2004

emergency contact

to become serious enough in a relationship to list your partner as your contact person in case of an emergency on an official form.

Guy 1: "Dude, she and I are apparently getting serious - I listed her as my emergency contact yesterday when we went skiing."

Guy 2: "Dude, wow, that is totally serious."

by Anna&Eric March 4, 2008

post-coital flatulence

The flatulence that ensues after having relaxing sex. It's the fart that seems like you are ripping space time due to the extreme relaxation of your sphincter.

The fart you hear from your parents bed room.

Also the reason we aren't getting the deposit on our apartment back.
"Hey Dave I'm sorry to say we aren't getting our deposit back"
"Why's that Brian"
"It's was the post-coital flatulence"
"Damn it Brian your ass is foul"

by The Farterman August 27, 2011

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator

Translates to I'm Josie, and 100 dollars is an understatement.

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator is something you wouldn't say on a first date.

by ManHandle669969 April 16, 2017

Contact Fun

When a person who is around people who are having a really good time, but they're sitting and watching doing nothing brags about how much fun something is.

Kato: So I got a text from Ruby saying how much fun she had last night....
Natalia: What the hell, she didn't even do anything she sat by herself and watched!
Kymber: What did she have like contact fun or something?

by xxfishnetsxx September 29, 2009

Contact

Used by military personnel to report an encounter with enemy forces. Enemy forces are not necessarily human enemy but can be enemy IDF (Indirect fire) ie Artillery, or IED's/mines.

"Hello 0, this is 12, contact, enemy infantry, wait out"

by hazza59 February 4, 2013