Constic

a very amazing person
a person who deserves the world
a person who is talented and funny

"are you constic"
"no im not amazing"

by Mayasf February 28, 2021

US CONSTITUTION

a document that is ignored by the United States whenever it deems appropriate, kind of like the Geneva Conventions

There is absolutely no consistency for when to follow the constitution, and when to ignore it.

by rise up rise against June 16, 2004

US CONSTITUTION

Slang for toilet paper

President, Judge, Congressman or Senator: Hey, I have to take a dump. Is there any US Constitution left, so I can wipe my ass when I'm done?

by KISE1 December 18, 2007

Boa Constrictor

This is for the ladies. Tell your parter you are not on Birth Control so he must pull out, but you really are on BC. Then till him you only do it missionary. Right as he's about to pull out wrap your legs around him and say something fucked up like " I want you to be my baby's daddy"

Guy: Oh baby Ima pull out......take your legs off me.
Girl: BE MY BABY'S DADDY

Guy: Dude, had a pregnancy scare. she said she wasn't on BC and wrapped her legs around me like a Boa Constrictor as I was about to cum.

by BryNSanity, Migzz April 28, 2010

tonka construction

the best game ever made by hasbro i used to play that game for hours.

me at 6: tonka construction is teh shit
my brother at 12: shut up idiot

by tehpunkgeek July 17, 2005

US Constitution

1) An obsolete document printed in the 1700's on hemp paper, establishing a new democracy and forming the basis for our current government. Well written piece but the Homeland Security Act has rendered it ineffective for protecting US citizens from illegal searches and seizures by our own police and military, under the guise of terrorist hunting.

Your property may be entered, searched and items removed without a warrant to do so, no notice the authorities were there or any written inventory of any items they may have taken.

by jrh5356 April 15, 2005

facebook construct

Writing a sentence beginning with the words "name is" and then changing to a different sentence completely, such as the way you used to do on statuses on Facebook.

Facebook abolished the "is" autowritten in the status line recently. I'm so glad, I can't stand the facebook construct of "John is Does anybody know what homework we had?"

by zyrone March 1, 2009