Conservative

Basically just some pro-life lgbtphobic retards
If you're a conservative, I'd ask you politely to get your ass out of this room.
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Conservative

Politically: Someone who thinks from the right of the brain rather than the left and basing their choices purely on emotions, but basing them on rational and usually religious viewings. The Conservative ideas are not very popular beliefs...according to the American media...and are often ridiculed for their choices that are made and often called homophobic for being against homosexuality or Nazis for believing that war can sometimes keep peace in the human world. Their ideas include:
-Against Gun Control
-Pro-War (most wars)
-Against Abortion
-Against Homosexuality
-Less government interfering with American's lives
-Traditional (usually Christian) choices rather than more reformations of the United States Constitution

These ideas are opposite of the Liberal ideas
Conservatives are constantly made fun of by the media for not wanting change brought to the United States.
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Conservative

The political movement that has been on the wrong side of every issue since the beginning of recorded human history.
Notable examples: The Dark Ages, The Catholic Church vs Galileo, "Peace in our Time" -Neville Chamberlain on Nazi appeasement
Oh, that group of anti-vaxxers protesting outside of the hospital? That's such a Conservative thing to do.
Abortion laws? Again, super Conservative.
Slavery? You guessed, it Conservatism
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Conservative

Old definition: One who wishes to preserve old evils as opposed to a liberal who clamors for new ones.

New definition: Someone who believes in ultra-fascist government where a single leader makes all decisions and is unquestionable, combined with a radical upward redistribution of income and cruelty for the fun of it; as opposed to a liberal who wants to dismantle the military, trust terrorists not to hurt us, and eat the rich. One of two classes of fuckwit in this country.
How dare you attack the integrity of the president in front of me, I'm a conservative you know.
by Sam is a Dick April 18, 2007
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Conservative

A lowly creature that seeks to be relevant in mordern times, someone whos only platform should be the circus.
Normal person: whats a conservative?
Normal person 2: oh you know obe of thise cretin always jabbering "Gawd, gunz n cuntry..hyuk hyuk" (insert banjo tune)
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Conservative

“Conservative” a rational person that doesn’t have his head up his own ass
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conservative anarchist

One who has literal conservative values and objectives, but is intelligent enough to self govern through anarchism.

Note: This person is not concerned with the standard Ideals of the American "conservative" party. Eg: Anti-abortion, Christian/religious, anti-gay, pro-gun.

Although they can incorporate these ideals into their personal political structure even if they are not in fact literally conservative.
The conservative anarchists didn't waste resources, nor did they require a governmental entity to have a successful society. Less waste and more money and resources saved by all the conservative anarchists, was spent to fund education and science instead of a millionaire politicians yacht collection.
by xlioilx July 13, 2012
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