An absolutely devastating weapon created by a genius determined to exterminate a being that wishes to end all reality. If you ever obtain a Chainsaw Cannon, caution is advised as people will try to steal your ultimate weapon from you, so your only option is to chainsaw cannon them! Then you may rule over your new domain as a chainsaw cannon monarch.
"Hey, i got myself a chainsaw cannon"
"No way!"
"Yeah, and it's aimed at the United States Military!"
"No way!"
"Yeah, and it's aimed at the United States Military!"
by Octagonal Revolver October 6, 2020
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Anthony: That's the 8th e-mail from Tom this morning!!!
John: Yeah!! He's aiming the ol' e-mail cannon at you bro!!
Example 2
Stephen: You want to troll the Rick Astley message boards?
Matt: Yeah, hold on!! Let me set my e-mail cannon to stun.
Anthony: That's the 8th e-mail from Tom this morning!!!
John: Yeah!! He's aiming the ol' e-mail cannon at you bro!!
Example 2
Stephen: You want to troll the Rick Astley message boards?
Matt: Yeah, hold on!! Let me set my e-mail cannon to stun.
by Mr. WAT April 30, 2008
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"I'm going out with Becky tonight. Don't come over after 9. I will be loading the cannon."
"I loaded that bitch's cannon last night."
"Dude! Who loaded my sister's cannon last night? There is shit everywhere!"
"I loaded that bitch's cannon last night."
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by Dick Trickle the 3rd November 28, 2011
Get the Loading the Cannon mug.A fictional character of the popular movie series Terminator and the tv series The Sarah Connor Chronicles. In the series John Connor, a teenager, will someday lead the humans in the war against the machines. Therefore robots are constantly sent through time to destroy him, and any hope humanity has of survival. He is the future of man kind. He has been played by Ed Furlong (T2), Nick Stahl (T3), & Thomas Dekker (TSCC). He is absent in T1 due to the fact that he wasn't born yet. In short supposedly the leader of the free humanity movement.
by Kat288 July 5, 2008
Get the John Connor mug.n1. A yellowish weapon in the Unreal series of video games that shoots out either a spread of metal shrapnel or a single bomb with a smiley face painted on it that explodes in metal shrapnel.
n2. A weapon used by the military to fill the skies with shrapnel and down incoming enemy aircraft.
v. To kill someone using a flak cannon. Once done fifteen times, you're a flak monkey.
n2. A weapon used by the military to fill the skies with shrapnel and down incoming enemy aircraft.
v. To kill someone using a flak cannon. Once done fifteen times, you're a flak monkey.
n. "I think you should whip out your flak cannon and plug that n00b."
n. "Incoming bombers! Arm the flak cannons!"
v. "j00 got flak cannon'd, NUB! LOLLOLOLOLOL!!!111shift+1"
n. "Incoming bombers! Arm the flak cannons!"
v. "j00 got flak cannon'd, NUB! LOLLOLOLOLOL!!!111shift+1"
by Fission frekin rawks June 5, 2005
Get the flak cannon mug.A phenomenon caused by pulling out too fast during anal sex which causes a vacuum which then sprays the fecal matter out of the rectum at a high speed.
My parents walked in on my boyfriend boning me in the ass and he pulled out really fast causing a Zimbabwe Swamp Cannon spraying shit all over his junk. It was so embarrassing he broke up with me.
by Trapmaster Crouch January 19, 2009
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