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Conditional person

Someone you cant depend on because they are wishy-washy and only stick around only when its beneficial for them. As soon as things get tough, uncomfortable or uninteresting, they are gone. Their loyalty and character are contingent on the situation at hand, meaning, they aren't sincere or dependable. They're selfish and inconsistent- fake. They're always switching up their position and views in order to appeal to the person they are trying to impress. They're superficial and shallow. Not deep.
She won't show up if there's nothing in it for her. She's a conditional person. She'll act like she cares, as long as she gets what she wants.
by LetsBeReal1001 December 18, 2016
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Conde

Wow, it's só big, it must be a CONDE😃
by Conde the huge dick guy November 22, 2021
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liquid confetti

the partially digested, strangely colored substance that appears after a gagging reflex, when you become a multicolored organic fountain. can be used as a noun or a verb, just like vomit
That smells like liquid confetti.

She's such a lightweight, she can liquid confetti after half a beer.
by kelzebra August 8, 2005
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colon confetti

Feces, poop, shit, diarrhea etc.
Mike: *Exits Bathroom* You might want to wait a few minutes before going in there. I just made colon confetti.
Joe: Thanks for the warning!
by Diegaa June 19, 2008
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self conditioning

It is developing attitude by awareness and practice to teach self control in negative past habits that cause harm and taking up habits that are more positive and constructive. Effective conditioning brings about changes in your thoughts, feelings, beliefs and behaviors.
Bola practiced self conditioning to become an optimist.
by Flicka06 April 19, 2018
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Curry condition

A type of condition that is really rare. Most people are born with, others get it by surrounding yourself with cringy ass people. You might experience a inward shiver or grind you me teeth when you see the type of cringy shit they do. Most people think there will never be a cure but Maybe, hopefully, someone with find a cure for people with this condition.
Shut up bitch you can’t tell me shit you have fucking curry condition you cringe fuck...”
by Tnnyynynyn May 10, 2018
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garage condition

The condition that a garage is in as defined by a Smart inventory Clerk.
by Flash-collector July 12, 2018
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