Gentleman's completion

For a man to bring himself to an an honourable and satisfying climax through masturbation.

Sit back, relax, and bring yourself to a Gentleman's Completion

"Bloody hell, have you seen those pics of Jessica Simpson? I had to go home in a rush..."
"How was it?"
"Gentleman's completion..."

by Patrick Antonis September 29, 2006

competitive

1. Of, involving, or determined by competition: competitive games. 2. Liking competition or inclined to compete: a highly competitive sales representative. 3. Biochemistry. Relating to the inhibition of enzyme activity that results from the reversible combination of an enzyme with an alternate compound and prevents normal substrate binding. –com·peti·tive·ly adv. –com·peti·tive·ness n.

They are very competitive.

by KawaiiAnime November 26, 2003

competitive sniping

A sniping game type usually played on Modern Warfare and has a popular Youtube channel known as SniperLeaderBoardOG

rM JumPyyy: yo envy wanna go play some competitive sniping vs Xgen?

rM Envy: yeah, sure lets go pwn some n00bs!

by Squeakist June 2, 2012

competitive cheerleading

Its a sport. For all you high school athletes who think your better than us your wrong. you barley play state wide mabe. we go to world competioins that you have to be invited to. AND we dont just go against one other team. it can be anwhere form 2-50(at worlds). if you have ever seen a gymnast tumble we do the exact same things! you throw a ball i throw a girl and catch her too.

competitive cheerleading competitions like the Disney wide world of SPORTS is held in disney world and you have to get a bid to go. (basically get invited) to compete against 50 teams for a world title

by an athlete September 28, 2012

Kenosha Quickdraw Competition

An event that took place between an armed Kenosha Kyle and a legally-challenged libtard with a Glock, which resulted in the former party “vaporizing” the latter’s right arm despite being knocked down and clearing a misfire.

Imagine having the advantage tactically and still getting smoked by a kid because your reaction time is comparable to a sloth taking a shit, then fucking up your witness testimony in court and getting (figuratively) smoked again.

That is the essence of this competition. You might be a little slow at the range, but you’ll never be slower than Grosskreutz.

Friend 1: “So who’s that guy in the video?”
Friend 2: “Gaige Grosskreutz. Dude was shot after pulling a Glock on Kyle.”
Friend 1: “Man, that’s gnarly. Guess he just lost the Kenosha Quickdraw Competition.”

by -LongSchlongSilver- January 5, 2022

complete blowjob

A blowjob that is carried out completely. It is not just performed as a prelude to sex, instead with the full intention of making the individual climax from start to end. There is no moving into sex or any other activity until an orgasm is reached from the blowjob.

I hate it when Bertha says she's going to give me a blowjob and then stops halfway telling me to just fuck her. Bitch, I said this is going to be a Complete Blowjob. You aint stoppin' until I'm cumming.

by Sqquishyyy August 21, 2014

Complete utter bullshit

An article that is not true and is made to make people believe or pursue.

person 1: I can do a backflip on ground.
person 2: Do it!
person 1: I don't really feel like doing it.
person 2: That's complete utter bullshit.

by Jjrnfhc dbsn October 9, 2016