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Texas Commando

Similar to going "commando", but instead of wearing only pants and not underwear, you were a sweatshirt and no shirt, commonly done by girls who are

1. sluts
2. to dam lazy to get dressed
3. sluts
Guy 1:Hey is she going Texas commando today??

Guy 2: yea, i think i'm gonna unzip her sweatshirt!!!!
by gangsterhomieattack December 26, 2011
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Anchovy Bay Commando

1.A lesbian.
2.A woman who likes to get her tougue around another womans vagina.
3.A woman who wears army boots and shaves her head.
Look at those two Anchovy Bay Commandos! They must like the smell of rotten fish eggs on their breath.
I personally prefer that aroma on my cock and balls.
by Bond... James Bond August 8, 2003
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commando

My friends and I are overconfident, thus we always go commando. Jimmy? No, he's just weird.
by wysiwyg February 18, 2004
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commando

Free-balling!! or not wearing undergarments
When going on a date that you know you're going to get some, it is best to go COMMANDO to save yourself the trouble of taking off your interior clothing
by Memo August 9, 2004
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going commando

Going commando has nothing to do with shit. because uniforms are suppose to be loose and allow a lot of ease in movement and to aid in cammouflage but not too baggy to gat hung up on anything. When it is hot and humid soldiers in the field can get crotch rot and also get rubbed raw. you don't want to have to much wet scanky fabric next to that part of your body. It is because soldiers sweat a lot and they cant take showers for days. It is one the best ways way to prevent crotch rot and rashes. I should know been there done that. Former soldier infantry and medic.
by command joe May 13, 2010
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condo commando

little old ladies (on occasion, little old men), who devote their entire life to paying attention to, complaining about, and ordering everyone around who lives in, visits, serves on the boards of, manages, and/or works for the condo where they live. Have no other life, as children ca't stand them either. Frequently of Jewish extraction, and found living in South Florida.
"Hey, YOU!
NO PARKING IN THE RESERVED SPOTS! YOU VANT YOUR CAR SHOULD BE TOWED, ALREADY?"
by Piccolo Pete January 16, 2005
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armchair commando

If a nerd isnt any of the following:
internet gangster
troll
copycat
poser
dickhead
etc
he is an...
ARMCHAIR COMMANDO!

An armchair commando is a lowlife nerd kid who sits at home shows off his military knowledge and argues about anything that has to do with military and politics involving military and pretends to know more than scientists do about ballistics, measurements, Parts of a weapon and more...
They quickly search through forums, wikipedias for more info and come to their own conclusion or most of the time copy and paste a paragraph from wikipedia
guy1: "m16s are cool thanx to the bullets they use!"
Armchair commando: "NO YOU DOUCHEBAG the m16 was developed BEFORE vietnam war and it uses the 5.56x45 milimeter round which travels around 3000 feet per second and the round disintegrates as soon as it hits rough surface....bla...bla.....bla....making the M16 AWESOME!.."
guy1: "duh thats pretty much what i said
by aJork July 3, 2009
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