The maximum state of inebriation that a person can survive. This state is between blotto and death by alcohol poisoning.
Dude 1: "Pete partied really hard last night, man."
Dude 2: "I know, they found him in a drunken coma on the diving board."
Dude 2: "I know, they found him in a drunken coma on the diving board."
by Scathe April 10, 2007
The state in the morning where you stand for hours in the shower with your arms crossed and head down, kidding yourself that you'll get out at some point.
by Duff Duff Mc Duff March 31, 2009
A period after a large meal, usually resulting in a feeling of drowsiness and the need to unbuckle your belt. Common days where a Food Coma is prevalent are Thanksgiving and Christmas due to the importance of huge meals and overly fattening food.
I experienced a major Food Coma over Thanksgiving Break, because my mom made stuffing, turkey, mashed potatoes and pie... I ate all of it.
by Sick From Eating November 25, 2011
by Lenny15Prez December 29, 2006
Where you are either making your own music or just listening to some and it puts you in this deep music trance as if you are part of the music and don't realize what's going on around you.
Me: "dude I've been calling David Mastered Wizardry all day. what is he doing??"
Zombie Jesus:"He might just be in a Music Coma. Just go over to his house"
Me: "ahh, that makes sense I'll head over there right now."
Zombie Jesus:"He might just be in a Music Coma. Just go over to his house"
Me: "ahh, that makes sense I'll head over there right now."
by TeamBrownSugar January 29, 2011
A fallacy that is perpetuated by people as an excuse for their lazy behavior following their diet-crushing Thanksgiving meal. Turkey has no more tryptophan than ground beef and, according to several sources, "tryptophan doesn't act on the brain unless it is taken on an empty stomach with no protein present, and the amount gobbled even during a holiday feast is generally too small to have an appreciable effect".
Instead, people should attribute their bullshit tryptophan coma to the large amount of carbohydrates and alcohol they consume that day... usually after a long drive to a relative's house that is hotter than normal because of the cooking.
by Trendon November 27, 2005
When you are just about to go to bed at a respectable hour, or are quickly going to the toilet, but have to quickly check that one Facebook notification. You awake from a trance an hour or so later to realise that time has slipped through your fingers like a fine Persian sand because you getting sidetracked and browsing memes.
Damn man, I was going to go for a run this morning, but I fell into a meme coma and had to do sit-ups in my room and cry.
by A refined gentleman May 19, 2015