colossal fatass

The largest form of fatass in the known universe, typical traits include eating, shitting, sleeping and eating while shitting. The stench from such a beast is fatal to anyone within a 5 meter radius

Bob:quit being such a colossal fatass and go for a walk
Joe: no can do, i gotta take a shit and eat supper, then sleep

by endlessnameless February 2, 2010

Galoot cologne

The driving force behind the story in the Frank Zappa concept album Thing-Fish.

"invented by an Evil Prince (and part-time theater critic) living underneath Virginia, to get rid of selected "highly-rhythmic individj'lls" (blacks) "an' sissy-boys" (gays)."
When the Evil Prince introduced this into the mashed potatoes of the inmates of "San Quentim" penitentiary, it turned them into hideous, unknown creatures known as "Mammy-Nuns".

Thing-Fish: "So, heah dey come wit de (galoot cologne), dump'nit all in de mash potatoes!

Den dey wen' up to de warden's office fo' some hot toddy, watchin' a little football while dey's waitin' to see what gone happen!

Fact o' de matter were: nothin' happened, so dey went off'n dribbled it in a special shipnint of galoot co-log-nuh dat went out 'bouts november!

Next thing y'know, fagnits be droppin' off like flies...'long wit a large number of severely-tanned individj'lls, pre-zumnably of hay'chen extrakment!" (again, blacks)

by Harry-as-a-boy May 11, 2009

Colorado wildfire

A sexual act in which, just before the man ejaculates, He lights the womans pubic hair on fire, Then extngiushes it with his fire hose of cum. Saving the day as as a firefighter.

I put out her colorado wildfire last night.

by Fire Slayer May 19, 2011

David Colón

Formidable foe, intelligent, creative, handsome, He is a true man. Not only will women flock to him because of his strength, but also because of his stark intelligence and wisdom. Smart and funny. Has auburn hair and brown eyes. An attentive and selfless lover.

He's a guy that is both strong and gentle, he has compassion, but can still react without mercy. A great leader, all people flock to him. He also knows how to care for women and treat them right, while still wearing the pants in the relationship. To him, the world is his, and he can do anything and everything he wants.

Davids are incredibly loyal, and can often be trusted with very important things. If you wanted to take a walk at like 12 am, or just needed to vent, a David would be the best option.

I miss David Colón so much

by MissinDavid90 March 18, 2011

ColonTapps

a sexual predator :o

Dude, this ColonTapps keeps following me to the bathroom ._.

by Yammins March 6, 2007

Colorado mad cow

When a girl gives you a hand-job and then slaps you in the face with your own man goo. This is the females revenge for a Colorado snow plow

Dude, I was laying back getting a hand-job and then Stephanie got mad and Colorado mad cowed me.

by djjazzyj July 23, 2009

Colon Cleanser

Craft some anal beads with mentos and insert them up your ass, after about 20 mentos in length roll onto your back and prop your ass into the air; empty a 591mL bottle of diet coke into your rectum. This stimulates pleasure receptors with a bubbly sensation.

My girlfriend wouldn't let me give her anal so I got my revenge with a colon cleanser.

by Poutine Pirate May 1, 2010