College

A place where you go and spend lots of money, ultimately to waste time on Urban Dictionary when you're supposed to be writing a case study on Women in Management.
Transgender Uncle: How's college treating ya?

Me: Not as well as it treated you.
by neutrogina October 10, 2016
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College

The 4 years of your life that simultaneously make you want to rip out your hair and get blackout drunk.
by SavageAttack October 24, 2017
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A subliminally chaotic, mindfuck of an experience that continues to make me question my existence at least twenty-thousand times a day.

Because just when you think you're finally caught up with all your work, suddenly you're getting a blackboard notification of a failed assignment apparently worth 10% of your grade that not a single soul was aware of.
Please limit the word, "college," and it's verbal usage, undoubtedly is a trigger word for at least 1 in every 3 people
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College

A place that American students pay thousands of dollars to go to in order to learn "higher education," usually for minimal payoff. The reality of the matter is that college teaches you nothing, a degree doesn't gaurantee you a high-paying career, and in the end it is usually all a waste of time.
College in the United States is a scam.

Sally went to college and got a bachelor's in English, only to never use it. She now works an "entry level" job in retail.
by StarryNight002 December 08, 2018
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College

Jail or Prison, often referred to as such only when the occupant will be away for numerous years.
Yo Freds away at college for a while
by Tmaglio December 13, 2006
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College (Latin collegium) is a term most often used today to denote an educational institution. More broadly, it can be the name of any group of colleagues (see for example electoral college, College of Arms). Originally it meant a group of people living together under a common set of rules (con-, "together" + leg-, "law"); indeed, some colleges call their members "fellows". The precise usage of the term varies among English-speaking countries.

The group on the infamous 'Circle Line 3' shall be assigned punishment by a jury of 3, with evidence provided by a college of many.
by Chav Kind October 07, 2006
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College

A place where a student learns...how to drink until he/she passes out, the magic of adderall, and the presssure of his/her peers.
Man, I love college!

College is all about the parties, dude!
by Who's Askin? December 13, 2012
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