DJ x Commander

A ship between the DJ and Commander from Tower Defense Simulator (A.k.a. TDS). Admit it, if you know this ship you have definitely seen the Maidboy Commander and DJ and thought they were hot.

“Hey do you ship DJ x Commander?”
“Hell yeah, Gay LEGO.”

by Kasodus69420 February 1, 2021

Clit Commander

A title given to only the highest vaginal oral stimulaters in the world. Original proclaimed by Jason Mews(Jay & Silent Bob...Snoogans), this title is only for those who are experts in giving a woman ultimate oral pleasure and satisfaction....Snoochie Boochies?

The Clit Commaders Creed: "I am the Master of the Clit. You see this fuckin' face? When you see this fuckin' face you know that I rule that shit. I make that shit work. No one rules the clit like me...Not this little fuck, None of you little fucks...I am the CLIT COMMANDER!"

by symbiote October 13, 2006

Collateral Damage Pussy

Pussy that was not intended for you, but attained none the less, by being in the right place at the right time.

Guy 1: "Wow, i was wasted last night. How in the hell did I end up with sara in my bed??"

Guy 2: "Shit, I'll tell you how, she came over for me but I passed out on the couch."

Guy 1: "Oh yeah thats right, there was no one else awake. Damn, i love getting hit with collateral damage pussy!"

by Hijo De Ricardo December 5, 2010

clit commander

what Jayson Mews in Jay in Silent Bob proclaims himself to be.

I am the Clit Commander. No one rules the clit like me; not this fuck, none of you little fucks out there. I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER! When it comes down to takin' care of business, here's what I do. I grab it...then I put on my nose like this...and im like, "OH youz little fuck..."

by porneggs May 31, 2006

Callender

used in a name means you are one of the most bad ass people around. Coming from ancient metal decent they are a beast at just about every thing they try.

Girl #1 did you hear about that new callender kid?
Girl #2 yea hes such a bad ass.

by f.this61 November 23, 2011

Coriander

an herb used for cooking. and is the most kick-a$$ word EVER invented.

"hey, im making salsa with coriander leaves in it!"

by nuglahlover February 22, 2008

Commander

The lucky bastard who will be trying to pickup the hottest girl in a group. Always accompanied by a wingman or two who are designated to engage the hot chick's ugly/bitchy/annoying friend(s).

He saw the brunette first, so Clark's gonna be commander tonight.

by Omni November 14, 2003