Cohencidence

Something that fucks

SHF get margin called and GME goes up. Cohencidence? Shorts never covered.

by Waterfella August 28, 2021

cohen

To take food from someone's plate and then ask for permission to take it.

At dinner last night, Jennifer reached across the table with her fork, snagged one of my shrimp, and said, "Can I try a shrimp?" Before I could say, "Don't cohen my shrimp, bitch!" she'd popped it right in her mouth.

by Snegall's brother April 1, 2009

seth cohen

Emo kid from The O.C. on Fox.

Hey, Seth Cohen. You're a Douche.

by yoyo May 13, 2005

Cohened

to be sitting in a hot tub
and get a hander(hand job)
and then try not to tell anyone
but in your attempt let everyone know

Jack:Mike did you get cohened?
Mike: uhh, ill tell you later.
Jack:(to everyone) Mike got cohened last night.
Everyone: wait Mike got cohened, gross, hes the man

by youknowwhatthiswas July 7, 2007

seth cohen

Just like my boyfriend- cute, darkhair, light skin, a Jap, a dork, immature, histerical, cute, "jewish", likes comics, jealose, amazing,sweet, the best guy eveeerrr

My jared is just like Seth Cohen fromt he O.C. only even cuter.....

by AnNa BaNaNa March 22, 2005

COHENCE

The combined efforts of two young teens, Cohen and Spencer, to fight crime and ward off evil. You can always depend on them to help unless they've got more important things to do like sleep, practice oragami, become a magician, or explore philosophy of the meaning of life. Together they from COHENCE.(whenever typed it is spelled in all Capitols, when ever said aloud it must be whispered)

To Strike fear in the hearts of those who are evil and just arent plain nice.

The action of being beast, and being beast at life in general.

evil do-er # 1: Oh crap, we better run its COHENCE
evil do-er # 2: yeah you're right, they're just to COHENCE to handle.

by Jon Cohen December 26, 2008

Cohen

A hypothetical man (also known as ‘panda’) who says things like “you should go out side and do sport when they look like the only sport they would be good at is rolling down hills. (Hence the nickname ‘panda’).

Oh don’t be a Cohen

by Your friendly F.B.I agent. April 10, 2019