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The combined efforts of two young teens, Cohen and Spencer, to fight crime and ward off evil. You can always depend on them to help unless they've got more important things to do like sleep, practice oragami, become a magician, or explore philosophy of the meaning of life. Together they from COHENCE.(whenever typed it is spelled in all Capitols, when ever said aloud it must be whispered)

To Strike fear in the hearts of those who are evil and just arent plain nice.

The action of being beast, and being beast at life in general.
evil do-er # 1: Oh crap, we better run its COHENCE
evil do-er # 2: yeah you're right, they're just to COHENCE to handle.
COHENCE by Jon Cohen December 26, 2008
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Cohencidence

A play on 'coincidence' and the common Ashkenazi Jewish surname Cohen. Used to imply that Jews are behind certain events or movements that are purported to be random or organic. Similar to ((())).
"Man, it's crazy that an attempted serial bombing and a mass shooting happened right before the midterms..."

"Yeah, it must be pure cohencidence."
Cohencidence by strangebrewn October 28, 2018
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Cohenesque 

An adjective describing a sudden 180 degree shift in a person’s public persona and behavior.
His Cohenesque patriotism may have had something to do with the enormous legal pressures he was facing.
Cohenesque by Dr Bunnygirl December 15, 2018
Someone that is really nice to the girl he likes but is a bad boy in the 6th grade
Person: "oh there is that kid again acting like hes the baddest, whats his name?"

Other person: "Oh his name is Chence"
Chence by IshdePothead November 18, 2017
Someone who is proficient in both fencing and chess, usually a prep school student from some hellhole like Los Angeles or New Jersey
Person 1: "Do you see that person?"
Person 2: "Yeah, they're an absolute chencer."
Chencer by Kova1203 January 14, 2022
Don't be a Cõence
Cõence by Paul Brian September 18, 2017

Cohencidence

SHF get margin called and GME goes up. Cohencidence? Shorts never covered.
Cohencidence by Waterfella August 28, 2021
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