clobbered

the feeling given to a homosexual male after having his arse feltched and then passionately kissing his male partner (the feltcher).

tom let bill have his way with him and finish in his arse, when bill flipped him over to passionately kiss him. tom could taste himself...the sensation was overpowering..as he calm down he layed back sighed, "i'm so clobbered"

by herbert67 August 6, 2009

Clobber Darts

The Ejaculate squirted onto a womans body immediately after removal from an orafice!

I shot her hair full of Clobber Darts!

by Anon May 30, 2003

Clobberbonker

A shovel used for spell casting in the world of Harry Pooter in place of wands

Don't make me use my clobberbonker on you!

by Harry Pooter December 17, 2002

Throat Clobber'er

One who chokes on a males penis when sucking it. It is a negative term for anyone who give a "bad" blow job. A throat clobber'er tends to cough on the penis after choking.

"Dude, I was getting this bj from a hot chick...she freakin choked on my penis! It was nasty!"

"Sounds to me like you got it on with a Throat Clobber'er. "

by Evan and Sam February 28, 2008

Clobberate

To unmercily beat one up

When I find him, I'm going to clobberate him

by Bill Dukeman October 16, 2003

Cloberella'd

To be badly beaten by a female. Taken from the Futurama episode with Leila as Cloberella.

aw man! i've just been Cloberella'd by some 12 year old on mario kart online.

by mr fix December 15, 2008

clobbohead

a moron who knows zilch about guns, but posts comments on articles as if he/she does

You're a clobbohead.

by WoodyPanama September 29, 2010