To work yourself into the proximity of your desired subject with the sole purpose of shamelessly hitting on them. Said subject is usually aware of your stalking and may be seen rolling her eyes and muttering, Lord, he is creeping up on the come up AGAIN!'
Ok, ladies, stick together. Keep an eye out for nerdlingers trying to creep up on the come up!
When they first met, he thought she was just creeping up on the come up but as it turned out she wasn't skeevy like that at all.
When they first met, he thought she was just creeping up on the come up but as it turned out she wasn't skeevy like that at all.
by Jachobim November 29, 2006
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*peripheral vision catches the updates on the new "creep" feature*
*finds out Bob commented on Billy's status*
*finds out Tom and Mark Zuckerberg are now friends*
*finds out Ticonderoga posted a sexual message on Bonquisha's wall*
Damn! I am creeping like a boss!
*peripheral vision catches the updates on the new "creep" feature*
*finds out Bob commented on Billy's status*
*finds out Tom and Mark Zuckerberg are now friends*
*finds out Ticonderoga posted a sexual message on Bonquisha's wall*
Damn! I am creeping like a boss!
by Simple Cuboidal Epithelium September 23, 2011
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When a guy shoots his load all over a girl's (or guy's) chin, and the cum commences to slowly drool down via gravity, and as the white spunk dangles from one's chin, it resembles the well defined facial hair of a wizard.
"Dude what happened with that girl you met from the internet?"
"Oh bro, I blew my wad on her chin, gave her a righteous creeping wizard!"
"Oh bro, I blew my wad on her chin, gave her a righteous creeping wizard!"
by thedeu October 25, 2012
Get the creeping wizard mug.A cluster of spreading, oozing, weepy sores that
migrate on skin. The sores are red with yellow
crusts. Thought to be spread by poor hygiene.
It was 1956 in Florida that I first heard this term.
migrate on skin. The sores are red with yellow
crusts. Thought to be spread by poor hygiene.
It was 1956 in Florida that I first heard this term.
by S. McHugh January 5, 2009
Get the the creeping crude mug.by t4554y March 25, 2009
Get the Shady Creeping mug.A close relative of "you don't know where that's been." Creeping crud is when you don't know what invisible germs and dirt is on a surface and you try not to touch it. The term can also be used to describe an unidentifiable substance, or to describe crud that is, in fact, creeping.
Ex. 1
Keith: Ben, I wouldn't take your shoes off in this smelly locker room; there could be some creeping crud in here.
Ben: Good thinking!
Ex. 2
Keith: What the hell is that?
Ben: Ah, just some creeping crud.
Keith: Right, better steer clear of that shit.
Ex. 3
Keith: OH MY GOD THE CRUD IS CREEPING.
Ben: WHAT KIND OF CANCEROUS THINGS ARE LIVING HERE?!
Keith: RUN, BEFORE THEY MUTATE EVEN MORE!!!
Keith: Ben, I wouldn't take your shoes off in this smelly locker room; there could be some creeping crud in here.
Ben: Good thinking!
Ex. 2
Keith: What the hell is that?
Ben: Ah, just some creeping crud.
Keith: Right, better steer clear of that shit.
Ex. 3
Keith: OH MY GOD THE CRUD IS CREEPING.
Ben: WHAT KIND OF CANCEROUS THINGS ARE LIVING HERE?!
Keith: RUN, BEFORE THEY MUTATE EVEN MORE!!!
by bls1999 April 10, 2015
Get the Creeping Crud mug.An insult used by Conor to insult the ever creeping and fondling Daniel. However, once Daniel caught onto this miraculously stunning insult he concocted a ruse to use it against the mighty Queerduck that is Conor.
It is now the bane of Conor's existence.
It is now the bane of Conor's existence.
by Daniel Killen March 27, 2005
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