dick cleaner

A Dick Cleaner is a professional title given out to a nymphomaniac slut that cleans dicks using his or her tongue with disregard to hygiene of the penis.

A Dick Cleaner will clean the most dirtiest dicks in town. Please see x-girlfriend.

"Oh don’t worry Penny's out cleaning dicks; you know how it is with Dick Cleaners these days?"

"I'm really worried about Ruth's breath; it was so foul I think she could be a Dick Cleaner"

"No man I didn't cum, it was practically just a dick clean!"

by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007

cleverage

A tool used by women to get what they want from life. Cleverage is often used to distract men during negotiations. Combination of clevage and leverage.

We all knew Sue used her cleverage for all it was worth to work her way up the corporate ladder.

by Nunnayabiznis August 3, 2005

Meat Cleavered

To receive an excruciatingly painful blowjob from a bitch that uses way more teeth than lip action. Usually occurs when the female is drunk or simply from inexperience.

Roger's girlfriend came home so smashed from her girls night out that she meat cleavered his cock instead of her usual skillful dome when she engulfed his raging knob.

by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015

vacuum cleaner 3000

when you suck coochie as hard as the latest dyson vacuum cleaner. it leaves the person trembling and unable to walk for at least a week depending on how many times you do it.

“omg you did the vacuum cleaner 3000 on me, it was so good but i can’t even sit up”

“as long as it was good i’ll be doing the vacuum cleaner 3000 all the time”

by freakygaygirl101 January 30, 2021

never ever, forever clever

Phrase that defines the universe.

"When I say never ever, you say?" asked the announcer.
"Forever clever!"
"That's right. Never ever, forever clever!"

by NEFC December 20, 2019

cleverclogs

(n.) A term used to mock someone who attempts to appear intelligent.

Hey, you're a badass cleverclogs.

by SirSlag May 13, 2005

beave cleave

This is when a female is wearing low cut gym shorts and their legs are uncrossed and you are able to peep a little bit of side vag.

Short for beaver cleavage. This is sometimes hard to spot but is great when you get the right angle. I first noticed beave cleave in seventh grade gym class when the girls would do their stretches and have been trying to spot it ever since.

by camel toe enthusiast September 28, 2006