Every social and some work related tasks have an implied 'fuck it' clause where if it becomes too much of a ball ache you can just say 'fuck it' and leave it in whatever state it is in
by Doctor-mustard April 1, 2017
Get the 'Fuck it' clause mug.When your girlfriend lives at least 200 miles away, gives the other partner ( male or female ) the ability to make out with whomever they choose with no repercussions from their partner. However, they cannot go farther then making out, that would enact the 300 mile away clause.
Friend: Dude you just made out with that chick! You have a girlfriend !
Guy: Its okay man, 200 mile clause.
Guy: Its okay man, 200 mile clause.
by ABCD2017 March 2, 2014
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by Chickenpop May 24, 2013
Get the Claustrophobia mug.A sexual act in which a guy sits on a girls lap in a chair and proceeds to pound off until he cums on her face. The result is a beard made of semen that resembles that of Santa. To finish the act the guy must proceed to tell "Santa" what he wants for Christmas.
Who says Santa Clause only Cums once a year?
Who says Santa Clause only Cums once a year?
Person 1:"My boyfriend surprised me with The Santa Clause last night"
Person 2: "Yea I can see that you still have cum on your upper lip"
Person 1: "At least I know what he wants for Christmas now!"
Person 2: "Yea I can see that you still have cum on your upper lip"
Person 1: "At least I know what he wants for Christmas now!"
by Twerk Grinder McFresh August 5, 2010
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A tendency to light up the fireplace with gasoline and place tripwires in the chimney every christmas.
A tendency to light up the fireplace with gasoline and place tripwires in the chimney every christmas.
Person 1:Damn it's christmas again, horrible time to be Claustrophobic.
Person 2:Hmmm. . . HO HO HO !
Person 1: GAHHH !
Person 2:Hmmm. . . HO HO HO !
Person 1: GAHHH !
by Mister KPO January 4, 2009
Get the Claustrophobic mug.A clause stated when you are picking football games for money or fun that allows you to change Florida as a winner or loser based on whether Tim Tebow will be playing or not.
Hey who are you picking this weekend? I'm going to go with Florida I think. Wait, did we establish the Tebow Clause this week?
by jxb October 7, 2009
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