Claude & Claudia

What you realize you should have named your cats, after you realized that you should have got them declawed when you had the extra money.

They looked like a "fluffy" and a "muffy" when I first saw them. Now when I look at them all I can think of is "Claude & Claudia".

by Cat Woman May 30, 2006

Claudia

A whore and center of attention

Claudia is a bitch

by Kylie was here May 15, 2019

Claudia

She is the friend who tends to have bad luck and has a lot of awkward moments. Allergic to dairy and misses out of the joy of dairy products. Lives in the middle of no where and everywhere at the same time. Unable to find the time to learn how to drive so usually walks hours to get somewhere. Doctor Who addict.

Claudia can be used for awkward moments, bad-timings, unfortunate luck, or Doctor Who.

Group-"We should all go get Ice Cream!!!"
Person-"But I'm allergic"
Group-"Omg! Sorry, we didn't know you were a Claudia!"

Child-"Why can't you just drive me?"
Parent-"Because you aren't going to be a Claudia!"

Girl-"LET'S WATCH THE DOCTOOOOOOOOOOOR"
Friend 1-"What's with her?"
Friend 2-"Don't worry, she's just a Claudia."

by Awkward... July 14, 2014

claudia franco

A beautiful, unique, one of a kind girl, who is easily one of the most passionate girl in New England. A blind man could see that she's beautiful because she has by far one of the greatest personalities ever. Don't ever let her slip away.

That Claudia Franco, you'll never find another like her. She's just-

by nnnjs September 16, 2011

Dirty Claudia

My name is Claudia, can confirm I’m dirty

Damn that’s one dirty Claudia

by Lethe_tea September 13, 2021

Claudia 💩

A cat noir simp with an addiction that has no end plus a miraculous addict that will mentally and physically rip you apart if you ship adrigami

Claudia 💩 do you ship adrigami

rips eyeball out

Xoxo 💋

by Weeweepad234 March 12, 2021

claudia and joel

A couple who is perfect for each other. They enjoy smashing on the weekends or whenever they get the chance. They have similar interests in music, sports, etc. they’re attached to each other I don’t think anyone can break that type of bond for them

Claudia and Joel are the cutest couple to exist

by Factzzz💯 September 3, 2017