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Clarinet

A woodwind instrument common in Marching, Concert, and Jazz Bands. It's normally black with silver keys and can play very soprano notes.
She sucks at the sax, maybe she should go back to playing the Clarinet
by Kaytee P May 12, 2003
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Clarinetiquette

The art of practicing the clarinet without disturbing your neighbors.
The doofas upstairs played that fucking licorice stick all day and all night ... shitty clarinetiquette!
by TasteMonger November 17, 2017
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clariel

a claire who goes up to ring a doorbell and it plays ‘under the sea
‘that was such a clariel moment
by cheekywilly101 May 19, 2022
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Bass Clarinetist

They seem all nice and friendly when in reality they want to beat your ass until you're black and blue. don't call it a saxophone or say anything closely related to a saxophone. They also get ignored by the band director constantly and are often missed when they have to play their part with the tubas. as consequence to the ban director, they do not play, they do not speak, they don't even finger. and they will only be recognized when they are not there that day.
"Tubas and bass clarinets play your part."
"The Bass Clarinet(s) isn't here sir."
"oh."
then he goes onto mark said bass clarinetist absent 30 minutes into the class.
by MissGuts January 5, 2022
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Satan's Clarinet

A penis, schlong, dick, cock, skin flute, flesh stick, weiner, etc.
Guy 1: Mmmmm... that band chick is kold brahh. She looks so hot playin that piccolo.

Guy 2: Tru, but she cain't handle Satan's Clarinet nigga.
by c-rain-yurr March 28, 2011
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Clorice

A crazy girl who is looking for trouble.
When I'm drunk I'm SUCH a Clorice!
by Clorice McBrayer January 31, 2017
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Clarinet

THE BEST INSTRUMENT EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

*dabs*

-written by a clarinet
Clarinets are the best instruments ever!
by squidward333 January 10, 2019
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