to squeeze, tug, or otherwise stimulate the penis to a plump, but still flaccid state, generally for appearances.
I was about to climb in the shower when Todd's hot little sister busted in. I was standing there naked, and I didn't even have time to chump up! I don't know which of us was more embarassed.
by terriblefish June 4, 2006
Get the chump upmug. 1 a status of being the weakest of the group.2 the act of being scared.3 not wanting to take part in group actions
1."mike cant handle his drink"
"he's chump status"
2.i dont wanna fight him"
"chump status"
3."you dont wanna play, come on dont be chump status"
"he's chump status"
2.i dont wanna fight him"
"chump status"
3."you dont wanna play, come on dont be chump status"
by ALCRUZ March 27, 2008
Get the chump statusmug. A derogatory term for a person's boss or other superior. Directly suggesting such person is a Chump.
by karientoch March 14, 2019
Get the Chump In Chargemug. (Broseph): Man... my girl just broke up with me.
(Bud): Who cares, that hoe was chump change anyways!
(Bud): Who cares, that hoe was chump change anyways!
by Pay Day January 6, 2008
Get the chump changemug. Individuals who are foolish enough to be tricked into the nonsensical and bigoted rhetoric notoriously held by donald trump, usually accomplished by brainwashing, propoganda and targeted to those with a naive and/or uneducated nature.
by User 2 June 6, 2016
Get the Trump chumpmug. boy: my computer illiterate, please give me my chump nuts for the week that I am entitled to.
dad: go back to your cave Jason. And I don't want to talk to you until you improve your vocabulary.
dad: go back to your cave Jason. And I don't want to talk to you until you improve your vocabulary.
by Sexydimma October 27, 2012
Get the chump nutsmug. 1) When someone is engaging in chump behavior, and they are checked on it by someone that knows better.
2) When someone intentionally tries to catch someone off-guard by doing something only a chump would fall for; often used in gaming circles.
2) When someone intentionally tries to catch someone off-guard by doing something only a chump would fall for; often used in gaming circles.
1) Totally chump checked that dude on my Facebook that shared some dumb article with no sources.
2) At first I was overthinking it and trying way too hard to be tactical, but eventually I just started spamming smash attacks and chump checked his ass; turns out his defensive game is garbage.
2) At first I was overthinking it and trying way too hard to be tactical, but eventually I just started spamming smash attacks and chump checked his ass; turns out his defensive game is garbage.
by nothintoit December 22, 2021
Get the chump checkmug.