chump up

to squeeze, tug, or otherwise stimulate the penis to a plump, but still flaccid state, generally for appearances.

I was about to climb in the shower when Todd's hot little sister busted in. I was standing there naked, and I didn't even have time to chump up! I don't know which of us was more embarassed.

by terriblefish May 25, 2006

chump status

1 a status of being the weakest of the group.2 the act of being scared.3 not wanting to take part in group actions

1."mike cant handle his drink"
"he's chump status"
2.i dont wanna fight him"
"chump status"
3."you dont wanna play, come on dont be chump status"

by ALCRUZ March 27, 2008

Chump In Charge

A derogatory term for a person's boss or other superior. Directly suggesting such person is a Chump.

"Michael's just being a Chump in Charge as usual, making me work overtime again this weekend'

by karientoch March 15, 2019

chump change

Having little to no significant value.

(Broseph): Man... my girl just broke up with me.
(Bud): Who cares, that hoe was chump change anyways!

by Pay Day December 16, 2007

Trump chump

Individuals who are foolish enough to be tricked into the nonsensical and bigoted rhetoric notoriously held by donald trump, usually accomplished by brainwashing, propoganda and targeted to those with a naive and/or uneducated nature.

Dont take Mike from work seriously hes just another Trump chump.

by User 2 June 07, 2016

chump nuts

petty cash as spending money, especially the allowance some parents give their children

boy: my computer illiterate, please give me my chump nuts for the week that I am entitled to.

dad: go back to your cave Jason. And I don't want to talk to you until you improve your vocabulary.

by Sexydimma May 19, 2012

chump charity

Getting money from your parents for doing nothing like a spoiled bitch

John: I just got paid twenty dollars from my parents for no reason

Greg: Sounds more like chump charity to me

by Sitykid5 February 05, 2016