chode

when a dude is hung like a tuna can

dude i have a chode

by mobli home October 23, 2008

chode

Anybody that you hate or is being an ASSHOLE.

It can also be combined with other words to be more insulting.

God I hate Steve, he's such a chode.

Steve is such a fuckin chodeface.

by Funky August 21, 2006

chode

1. (noun) A penis that is fatter than it is long.

2. NOT the area leading from your nuts to your ass. That would be known as the "Taint" or "Grundle."

Man, It's too bad Timmay can't get the girls because he confuses his "Chode" with his "Grundle."

by Roid Rager May 19, 2003

chode

a dick that is wider than it is long

michael clausson, so fat chode, but so short

by bill fats July 25, 2007

chode

no its no ya fukin dobber a "chode" is when sum1s dick is wider than it is long get yer facts right ya gimp, u jst must b para coz it applies tae u ya rocket

cupple of mates watchin a porn
"aw for fuk sake look at eh state a tht chode"
"ha ha wat a gimp wits he meant tae dae wae tht"
"mahn shees no gonna get nyhin outta ae it eva"
"ha ano ma fukin nipple wid dae a betta fukin job thn tht stump"

by ch,ch,ch,ch charmin !!! May 2, 2006

chode

Chode has become a universal word.. When you have nothing to say, simply insert "Chode", and instantly the person nearest to you will understand your inner-most thoughts.

Sure it's actual meaning is quite disturbing, and there has come to be many definitions for this diverse word, but its life.

Chode can be used as an insult, compliment, expression, exclamation, statement, question, name, city, state, province, area code, bar code, country, continent, district, lyric, ANYTHING.

ew, he is such a chode.

by astisya February 13, 2007

chode

A short stumpy male package; A tuna can

by Backside180 August 21, 2006