chemistry

The capability to create mass distruction from simple formulas and chemical compounds and the realization of how to create premitive bombs and dangerous acids as well as how to roll the perfect weed. ideal for evil minds and hell for those who do not have the mental compacity. used to deturr blonds and morons from going into a learning Environment.

Chemistry Investingation 6.9

HS04 is a chemical compound so strong it can rip flesh from the teachers face....Try it u'r self!

PREDICTION: i beleive that the teacher will moan in agony as her face burns off

MATERIALS: dumb teacher
HSO4
100mL beaker

CONCLUSION: in conclusion my teacher now looks like a troll from lord of the rings

by GURGITE January 20, 2006

Organic Chemistry

C'mon guys it's not that bad! Learning the chemical composition of organic molecules is interesting. I mean, who wouldn't want to draw the structural formula of a molecule given its IUPAC name?? Okay maybe i'm just a nerd but still...

Nobody:
Me: OMG YASS! Organic chemistry, my favorite class of the day!
Classmate: Ur weird bro

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 21, 2022

chemistry

compatibility of a couple, you say a couple has no chemistry if you know they won't get along and it just won't work

example 1:"why are they together? they don't even have any chemistry!"
example 2:"y'all should totally be dating. you have so much chemistry with him"

by 50%salineshitface October 5, 2020

chefist

A person that practices more than one proffesion under the category "CHEF"

I studied pastry and culinary at college so that makes me a chefist

by Words that should be words January 11, 2015

Chemistratically

When a connection is made between two beings due to unconsciously strategic emotional and mental manipulations.

C and A chemistratically ended up in bed after months of conversation.

by Cmhmarie August 22, 2020

chefstrobel

Siiiiuuuuuuu !!!!!!!

*Auf der Toilette :
Chefstrobel : SIIIUUUU

*Im Stream
Chefstrobel : SIIIUUUU

*In der Küche
Chefstrobel : SIIIUUUU

by Curica November 21, 2021

Chemistry

The study of meaningless numbers and letters through complex equations, usually taught by a professor who owns or operates a methamphetamine lab on the side to help subsidize his/her meager income.

While I failed high school chemistry, my teacher was fired the following year for incompetence.

by nethcev! August 23, 2006