cheesecake campaign

when you go out of your way to research something, but it turns out it doesn't exist and it's just a result of wikipedia vandalism

"Today I went on a cheesecake campaign. I walked for an hour through the rain to find a book referencing what 'cheesecake campaign' meant, but it turns out somebody had just changed "naval campaign" on Wikipedia to be funny."

by pearlquark February 12, 2022

Strawberry Cheesecake

Right as you blow your load in a chicks mouth you get so excited that you punch her in the face. The bloody spooge is Strawberry Cheesecake.

Man, that head was so good I gave dat bitch some Strawberry Cheesecake.

by Fieldy Snuts January 28, 2003

cheesecake factory

The only place my sister ever wants to eat at. They specialize in cheesecake obviously, and they also serve regular food.

Ali-"You what im in the mood for?"
Me-"G I dont know"
Ali-"Some cheesecake from the Cheesecake Factory"

by jerryblank May 17, 2005

Tomatoes on Cheesecake

A rendition of "Jingle Bells," known best by noobs, nubs, nubtarts, nubcakes, and anyone nubular.

"Jingle bells, jingle bells, tomatoes on cheesecake!"

by Jackieespiffy November 18, 2006

Brookneal Cheesecake

when you take a girl out to eat, buy her a gift, and then she dont give no play.

David took Danielle out to eat but all he got was a brookneal cheesecake.

by Major JMC July 4, 2006

Cheesecaking in Public

Enjoying a Dutch Bargain beer with friends on the street or in public areas.

Hey, wanne go cheesecaking in public? I got the beers

by CLNR May 31, 2020

Cheesecake Handshake

Occurs when one masturbates and then fails to wash his/her hands then greets someone with a firm handshake.

"Dude, I jerked off earlier and forgot to wash my hands. Then, I met my girl's parents and totally gave them a cheesecake handshake."

by Team Awesomest May 7, 2008