cheeseburger face

an endearing big, round face with cheeks that stick out pretty far on both sides of the face.

Renee Zelwegger, Queen Latifa, Kevin Spacey (just a tad bit), and "Big Boy"

by wama mama March 3, 2004

cold cheeseburger

The real reason why many females dont like to fuck when they are on their period.

Boyfriend: "babe why do you never want to have sex when your on your period?"
Girlfriend: "think about it you dumbfuck....have you ever tried to peel apart a cold cheeseburger?"

by ONAD REPEP June 8, 2014

cheeseburger vacuum

One who sucks up cheeseburgers/other fatty foods like a vacuum cleaner. Used as a derogatory term for those that are extremely overweight.

Dang, Trent is such a cheeseburger vacuum! That boy would eat a turd if you put ketchup on it!

by ShirleyIsTheDevil May 21, 2008

Cheeseburger Cult

A Jackbox, Last Of Us and Fall Guys streamer with an epic weekly series called “Meme Monday”.

Cheeseburger Cult is an amazing streamer!

by JordanPlayss August 18, 2022

cheeky cheeseburger

Small snackette - a between meal snack often eaten before dinner, but you don't tell the missus that you've had one

Popped in on the way home and did a cheeky cheeseburger

by bobit bob bob October 11, 2023

Wyoming Cheeseburger

Backcountry "cheeeseburger". Its bun is made out of ground pine cones steamed in water then clumped together to dry. The meat is freshwater bass scrotum, mixed with finely ground river rock to add extra flavor and crunch. Usualy, it is made when a hiker has run out of food, as a last resort.

I almost puked back there when I saw the Wyoming Cheeseburger that Jimmy was eatin'.

by RR239 May 3, 2010

Cheeseburger Conundrum

Philosophy of Nerd thought experiment in which the following is asked:

If you shat out a perfect cheeseburger, not made of shit, but an honest to god cheeseburger, would you eat it?

The only wrong answer to the question is the refusal to answer it.

1. "I asked my doctor about the Cheeseburger Conundrum and he said he'd only do it if he could get an enema first."

by Robot Loves Zombie October 29, 2009