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Mr. Potato Charming

A mythical hybrid man that is a cross between Prince Charming and Mr. Potato Head. Women want the prince charming that is 100% perfect, but then also need a man that will be able to change to suit their whims at any given moment.

Quote by Chris Rock -

You can never make a woman happy, it's impossible. I've never met a happy woman in my life. They're always complaining about something. You can f@&k a woman with a diamond d#^k and make her come ten times, and she'll still complain. "Why did you make me come so hard? This diamond d#^k is cloudy, why didn't you go to Tiffany's? You're so f@&king cheap."
by Sundevilsoul April 10, 2010
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charging

When a person is charging someone,
the charger makes a move on their crush with the intent to gain attention from that person. This usually involves a lot of flirting and the goal is to have the feeling reciprocated by the chargee.
It is the precursor to hooking up/dating.
"Who does Jake like now?"
"He's definitely charging Natalie. Did you see the way he was all over her at that party?"
by oh dip! December 13, 2006
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charging rhino hug

To charge accross the room, disreguarding human safety, While sporting chub with the sole intent to give a forceful hug.
When you see someone you havn't seen in a long time. You charge across the room screaming, and then hug. That would be a charging rhino hug
by Dmoneyjuggalo July 10, 2010
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Charming goat

Kahoot name given to a tall friend who has a tail and Mehndi beards fetish
Oh look there's charming goat simping
by Ratsneem August 6, 2021
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Constable Charming

An ill-mannered police officer who pulls you over for a minor citation, gives you a hard time over nothing, and acts like he’s above the law. Of course if there’s a real crime going on Constable Charming more than likely won’t notice even if you try pointing it out to him.
Ali: This annoying cop gave me a speeding ticket because I was driving too slow.

Victor: Ha! Constable Charming strikes again!
by The Captive Spirit September 13, 2010
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sophie carrington

look there goes a sophie carrington
by hipsdontlie1234 May 30, 2016
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