saga choke

heroically fall short of success or achievement in something expected, attempted, desired, or approved

Steve: "How about that Iraq post-war strategy?"

Collin: "Saga choke!"

by Sheldon J. Bynarman March 2, 2010

Dick Choker

A cock sock, the goalie, a johnny bag, just another name for a condom.

Steve was raw dogging Sarah when she made him put on a dick choker which caused him to lose his erection

by Bryan Pott October 22, 2011

go choke

Telling someone to choke on something. Another way of saying shut up.

Justin: lol bro u suck

Jessica: go choke Justin

by bye_xoxo July 30, 2017

Honker-Chonker

A guy who’s only interested in girls with big badonkadonks.

“Did you see Eric checking out Sam’s rack?”
“Yeah, he was totally staring at them all night!”
“That guy’s such a honker-chonker.”

by honkerchonker November 24, 2018

I choked on my latte

A regular in social media and journalist parlance, used to express disbelief at comments or actions that stand on pretense. Alternatively it is a barb or quip used to lampoon pretentiousness when in any way detected from an interlocutor.

"When I heard that the arts minister hadn't heard of the French new wave, I choked on my latte"

by Hoherbass October 9, 2019

Backseat chicken choker

When you are driving with four people in the car and your friend in the backseat is getting a Blow Job while laughing uncontrollably. Typically the people in the front seat are unaware of what is happening behind them.

Person 1- Dude I heard Gabe got a Backseat chicken choker in your car.
Person 2- Yea i didn't even notice because i was driving.
Person 1- Dude that guy is a legend.

by Gods Of Aesthetics January 2, 2015

Smoke 'n' Choke

When you're in the middle of fucking a bitch and you want to spice things up you light a bong, make the bitch take a fat rip then you choke her so all the smoke gets stuck in her lungs. This causes the bitch to viciously try to get the smoke out but cannot.

Me: Bro last night me and Stephanie were fucking and we did the Smoke 'n' Choke.
Friend: Damn how'd she react?
Me: She was struggling shit was hot.
Friend: Nice dude.

by LoganF January 7, 2019