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Cats are electronics that pose as pets so the government can spy on little girls eating macaroni and cheese. they are programmed to make noise at you indicating they need batteries but instead, we have grown to be smarter and just share the mac n cheese. thus far cats can hurt us. be wary at night when they try to murder you with their claws. the government is trying to downsize the population with this plan to make america a utopia and cat paradise.
mhh baby your cats is full of anus juice
Cats by HimikoHimeno on tiktok. October 14, 2021
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animals that piss and shit all over your carpet and then scream at you
i fucking hate cats
cats by ohmyohmyihavefoundyounigger September 21, 2021
The most rude but cute things that exist. We all love cats and if you say you don't, you know you secretly do. Even the most extreme dog lovers cannot handle a cat's adorableness. We will always love cats even if they scratch or bite you. Forgiveness is the answer.
P1: I love cats!
P2: Who doesn't?

P3: I don't 😒

P2: OMG! Goodbye.
P1: dies
Cats by Ms. PHAT January 13, 2022
I like cats
Cats by anonymous January 14, 2022
The definition of purrfect.
Cats are the most wonderful thing in the world and no one can change my mind.
Cats are amazing
Cats by miniisepic January 15, 2022
One of the best things in the world. Cats control everything.
Cats by Amogus_20social_credit January 16, 2022