catastrophise

To describe an event in a horrific, gruesome, and tragic way.

I tend to catastrophise when explain my thoughts of the war on terrorism.

by Steve May 13, 2005

cartastrophe

A self preformed repair on an automobile by, an inexperienced person, that goes horribly wrong or takes excessive time to complete.

Damn, dude taking apart my bimmer was a fucking cartastrophe.

by manfromjapan April 1, 2009

Catastrophist

The person who sees the worst possible outcome in everything.

Being a catastrophist, Benji’s mother imagined her son falling through the glass table every time he tried to climb on It.

by Pumpkin123 May 10, 2018

Natastrophe

This is when the person in charge of bringing beer to the party purchases Natural (Natty) Light instead of a good beer.

Oh no, the party is suppose to start in five minutes and Nate bought three cases of Natural Light and nothing else. This is a complete natastrophe!

by Madpinto June 15, 2009

catastrophenalia

Tools or goods used for the survival of a major catastrophe/apocalypse.

Oh look, bobby! A combination flash light/flame thrower! This is great catastrophenalia!

by greenknight04 September 15, 2010

Catastropee

Sudden, unintentional urination frequently the result of experiencing a shocking or traumatic event whilst retaining a full bladder.

Exiting the roller coaster was an ignominious affair for Andrew, as all of his friends could plainly witness his catastropee.

by RMusick March 5, 2012

Catastrophysics

The branch of physics (specifically Astrophysics) that deals with major events that could cause devastation on a vast scale (usually known as catastrophes) and how to make sure they don't happen or at the very least try and find a way to reduce the impact of any given catastrophe.

News in Catastrophysics: A large Earth-killing asteroid is likely to hit us within the next century and there's nothing we can do about it!

by Will [Neffers] March 21, 2013