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Speak Softly and Carry a Big Dick 

One of the most important principles of Big Dick Diplomacy. The term was coined on January 26, 1900 by Theodore Roosevelt when his coworker expressed his frustration of not being able to get laid. Roosevelt proclaimed, "Speak softly and carry a big dick, you will get laid." He took Roosevelt's advice, although it has never been officially confirmed if he got laid.
Coworker: "Why can't I get laid?, I always get rejected."
Roosevelt: "Next time you get rejected try using Big Dick Diplomacy. Speak softly and carry a big dick, you will get laid."
Coworker (5 minutes later): "Thanks for the advice, I just got laid."
Roosevelt: "Awesome, I told you it works."
Related Words

Naija No Dey Carry Last 

The Pidgin phrase Naija no dey carry last, roughly meaning “Nigerians strive to finish first”, has become an unofficial national motto (as well as the title of a book satirising the country).
Someone:Other countries are better
Nigerian person: never naija no dey carry last.

stand and carry 

A brilliant way to fuck in which you pick the girl up and let her wrap her arms around your neck and her legs around your waist. You gently lower her down over your big hard nine-inch dick so it is inside her wet pussy, and let her slide it up and down on your huge giant erect cock until you both cum. Then if you are, (so to speak) still "up" for it, you can walk over to the nearest couch or bed without pulling out of her, and thrust yourself into her in the missionary position until you both cum again. Guaranteed to make her scream.
As we stepped out of the pool after skinny -dipping together, I picked her up in my arms and started to fuck her in the stand and carry position.
stand and carry by LoveTorpedo August 12, 2017

California Carry

Carrying a concealed handgun with the grip inserted into your asshole
Look at that dude in the leather chaps walking funny, he either just got out of prison or he is California carrying

Hard carry

It originated in Video Games (MMOs) like League of Legends or DoTa. It's a role that a player is assigned with the expectation to carry the team to victory. Other players on a team 'feed' the carry to get them strong enough to deal high attack damage to the opposing team and hopefully get them the victory.

GOT7 DID NOT INVENT THE WORD, Jackson explained where they got the term in one of their interviews.
Hard carry by toucancan June 3, 2017
You have something (gun, knife, weapon, etc...) in a bag to defend your self with
*man is suspiciously following a woman*
woman: you know I CARRY RIGHT?
*man slowly walks in the opposite direction*
I carry by matty05 March 7, 2020