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Carmellowed

To have one's penis swallowed by a man under 5ft tall.
Yesterday at the bar, I met this midget dude and he totally Carmellowed me.
by Triginali December 17, 2008
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carmel grease

An abraisive grease like substance that magically forms in your ass crack on a hot day. Causes chafing, and general malaise and bad attitude. If not taken care of early, rusults in a Picasso (see Picasso)
Damn, I've got some mean carmel grease brewing.......

You should have seen the Picasso in my shorts from the carmel grease.
by Waky October 5, 2006
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Cancel culture

A group of people that are just a bunch of twat waffles who need to grow a pair because they're to sensitive.
Twat waffle #1: "omg. That cartoon hurt my feelings because it was a cartoon."

Twat waffle #2: "omg. We should totally cancel it"

Twat waffle #1: "I feel better now that my kids can grow up being a bunch of sensitive whiny little bitchs. Thanks to cancel culture."
by TheGreatestPersonYoullMeet March 10, 2021
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carcoleptic

car⋅co⋅lep⋅tic {kahr-kuh-lep-tik}

adj, Pathology.

A disorder characterized by the sudden and uncontrollable attack of deep sleep immediately following a promise to your roadtrip buddy to stay awake the entire time.

See carcolepsy.
"I'm sorry officer, my roadtrip buddy is apparently carcoleptic and neglected his duty to keep me awake. That is why I drove through your town's annual Midnight Midget Parade. I think a few of the buggers are still lodged beneath my car."
by Ben Brandt March 4, 2009
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Cancel Button

An imaginary button to show disinterest or to reply in the negative to a proposal. Can be accompanied by a hand signal of a finger pushing down on a surface or the other hand.

To 'hit the cancel button' is to stop doing something, or cancel an activity or relationship.
What do you think of Ashleigh? Quite hot..
Mate, cancel button. She's definitely 14.

Where were you in the lecture today? I didn't see you.
Nah, I was so hungover I had to hit the cancel button.
by Jimbob64 August 26, 2010
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Cancel Culture Crowd (CCC)

The Cancel Culture Crowd (CCC) (also known as the Cancel Culture Crows) are a notorious segment of the radical left-wing SJWs that seek to cancel the lives, reputations and careers of everyone who has a slightly different belief, opinion or value. Recently, they've attempted to cancel the Washington Football Team's backup quarterback Taylor Heinicke for voting for Donald Trump out of jealousy and to prevent him from getting paid a higher contract in the offseason after a brilliant performance against the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. What's more, they will stoop so low that they will target famous individuals from history who are no longer alive especially well-respected civil rights leaders such as Helen Keler, Mahatma Gandhi and now Martin Luther King Jr. Their agenda is to use blind ignorance, fascism and irrational yet an emotional way of thinking to manipulate and change history to their liking.
Oh my goodness! We're in 2021, and now these unemployed nuts are targeting Martin Luther King Jr.! Well, I can't say I'm surprised! The Cancel Culture Crowd (CCC) can't stop canceling as they have nothing better to do with their lives!
by Sied Robert Talebi January 14, 2021
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cardell

an awesome lay. best looking guy you've ever met. loyal, friendly, true, faithful. great in the sack. very well endowed.
cardell is awesome
by tamisha henry February 5, 2010
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