Tool you use to calculate your children in your basement
Pedo "time to use my calculator for my children"
They are mostly orphans
by Skkskdkd January 6, 2021
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people say its an cheating device, but in reality, its the thing that most people use because the problems are way to hard to do in your brain.
guy: ok now all i need to do is multiply the results
Q: 25 x 99 = ?
guy: oh god i need to use my calculator
by someone else thats not u February 9, 2021
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a cool machine that is used to help you with masturbation and life
oh my god im so hard, i need a 'calculator'
by john f kennerdy December 9, 2016
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Something you call your Asian friend when he answers a question in math or gets a good grade on a math test
Asian friend: Yes I got a A+ on the math test
Non-Asian friend: Dude your such a Calculator
by Hugedickuser69 June 3, 2020
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for cheating of some stupid shit y'all do on TikTok
I need a calculator let's see, what's 2+2 oh it's 4 then what's 2*2
by shay_girlz July 19, 2022
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Colon Calculation: Verb.
The act of pulling numbers and statistics out of ones ass.
Where do you get your information that 75% of poor people are drug users or just plain lazy, that sounds like you've been doing some colon calculation.
by greenbird23 September 26, 2013
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For the people that are cheating but say they are playing legitimately.
A: You're obviously wall hacking yknow.
B: Nah man, just the mongolian calculator messing with our game.
by isthisaproperpseudonym December 16, 2020
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