Cooking Cabbage

Experiencing and expelling repetitive, explosive, rancid flatulence.

Broohhhh!!! WTF is that smell? It's ripe. My eyes are watering.

Sorry Braaaaahhhh. Just cooking cabbage today.

Rank ass dude.

by Eaton Holgoode November 7, 2015

Magic Cabbage

Slang term for Mary Jane aka marijuana.

Dude those snowboarders on the lift in front of us are smoking the “magic cabbage”.

by Bralen December 23, 2018

dicked er in the cabbage

When a person screws something up, usually playing golf and your ball is lost in the "cabbage" or the thick of the woods. However this term can be applied to any situation involving a screw up.

Ex: Eh Ray ya really dicked er in the cabbage on that one

by Maximus Tauntist June 19, 2011

Cabbage Water

Watered down semen, usually occurring as a direct result of over-fapping.

"So I tugged myself stupid to Vicky Vette clips last night. After a couple of dozen skeets, I wasn't shooting anything other than cabbage water."

by Brubaker1971 June 8, 2015

Cabbage Senpai

Cabbage but senapi and hot af 🥵

Omg cabbage senpai so sexy

by Depizzaman May 2, 2022

getting cabbaged

being tormented in your own home by a cabbage or similarly smelly object left in a hidden place by a visitor ALSO having your residence overpowered by the stench of your neighbors' cooking of malodorous foods

Friend: "Should we go back to your place to play cards?"
Victim: "Nah. I was getting cabbaged there this morning, so let's just go to the bar."

by uncleburton January 24, 2012

Double cabbage

The act of retracting the foreskin (foreskin required) and removing with one's finger the white residue underneath the hood of glans and smearing on the upper lip of a sleeping peer.

"I fed Joe some double cabbage last night, he definatly got his 5 a day."

"It smells like Stilton in here, it must be the double cabbage"

by The cumander general January 1, 2013