CHS

Stands for Can't Hear Shit or Can't Hear Shit Syndrome. Affects approximately 56% of the US population, primarily all the lazy fucks out there who couldn't give two shits. Also commonly used as an excuse to cover up the fact that your really just A self-absorbed cock waffle who'd rather be anywhere but here.

Person 1: My dog just got hit by a semi...

Person 2: ...

Person 1: Dude, are you even listening?!?

Person 2: Oh sorry, I didn't hear you. I have CHS 👍

by Camleigha21 September 20, 2020

CH

Current husband, usually a shady ass character.

I'm so LUCKY the mystical creatures came to my rescue when CH threatened me. He so shady, but karma just paid back a big sting.

by Maryofmagdelene June 18, 2018

ch-eff

person that thinks they are entitled to join any and every conversation while simultaneously cooking mediocre food and listening to bisexual

bruh why does ch-eff mike think he’s entitled to join our personal conversation

by urfavcartgirl! February 26, 2023

ch

ch is ch

say ch the class filled with midgets:ch

by not a nibba April 6, 2021

ch.0ng.yun

the best looking cosplayer thats my mutual, I love them sm <3

“ch.0ng.yun is an ugly person 🤬”
me: okay bozo 🤣🤣 mad or naw

by XiaoMarryMe July 10, 2021

ch-chang

To charge an extraneous amount of money on a transaction for the sheer fact that it is possible.

(Derives from the onomatopoeic sound of a cash register opening)

Person 1: I found a buyer for my old car!
Person 2: Really? Are you gonna ch-chang him?
Person 1: You better believe it.

by Carlos D December 29, 2007

Tommy Looks Like A Fish - CHS

Tommy Looks Like A Fish - CHS

Tommy Looks Like A Fish - CHS Tommy is ugly, special, and utterly dumb as he whines like a pousey, stalks freshman girls in an attempt to rape them. He also looks like Oscar from Shark Tale!

by Harvard Future Grad January 13, 2019